Spyke

Are they sure it isn't the pastor themselves that are trying to increase their output of incendiary sermons asking for donations by adding AI-made sermons?

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The really funny thing is the congregations can't train their flock on how to avoid these scams because if they do then the church won't be able to scam them any more.

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lemmy.world

The AI won't rape the kids though, so we'll still need some priests on staff

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lemmy.world

This only makes the most sense. What other group has proven to be easier to scam? None, I'd imagine.

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lemmy.world

lol ... who do you think religious congregations are comprised of?

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I mean, when the crime is going to happen regardless…

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lemmy.dbzer0.com

So this is what they meant when they said AI was gonna take people's jobs...

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Scammed by the pastors or scammed by AI, not really seeing a difference. I guess there's more of a chance the pastor is a pedophile? Who knows.

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Considering how dumb and gullible the average religious nutjob is, this should be one helluva easy grift.

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Beware of false prophets or something..

"If those kids could read, they would be very upset"

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My aunt already falls for every religious scam under the sun. Donate for this good cause here, help build a church there, God told me to do whatever and I need some assistance...

Religion is one hell of a drug and I'm not surprised that a community convinced of their divine protection would contain enough gullible victims to make it worth the effort. They might not all be that stupid, but it's like MMOs: some whales are enough to make it profitable.

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Reminds me of Louis CK's SNL monologue...

Hey you can't say something racist! I was saying something racist already!

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My mom's favorite pastor is dead, but I'll still tell her about this.

She believes in a magic sky god who set his own rules up for us to fail by way of damnation. A pastor coming back to life wouldn't be a jump in her reality.

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fedia.io

Who could possibly have seen that coming. It'll be Trump supporters who donate next.

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You didn't even need ai. They still love bannon after he openly stole millions and posted a video laughing about it on his yacht.

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piefed.zip

11 comments and every single one is dunking on religion… have I ever mentioned I love this place?

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yannicreply
lemmy.ca

I signed up because it wasn't an echochamber.

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People being less inclined to woo-woo stuff around here doesn’t make it an echo chamber, the same way people being more inclined to techy stuff here doesn’t make it one. It’s not like dissenting opinions are prevented or suppressed, they’re just less common (and when it comes to generally homophobic religions, I’m personally happy about that).

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Zozanoreply
aussie.zone

Let's not forget they were also religious.

I'd rather scam them, than let trump bleed them dry.

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deathbirdreply
mander.xyz

Tell me you've never known a religious person outside your shitty family.

A lot of atheists voted for Trump, and a lot of religious people voted against him.

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Zozanoreply
aussie.zone

What's up with your fixation about whether people have known religious people?

I was once religious. I knew religious people outside my shitty family (from church).

"A lot of atheists voted for Trump"

"A lot of religious people voted against him"

Neither of these points really identify my issue, which is:

"the vast majority of people who voted for Trump were religious"

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The vast majority of Americans are religious, and even the ones that mark their religion as None mostly believe in God.

Congratulations, you have an issue with Americans in general. They still don't deserve to be scammed.

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lemmy.world

have you met a single one of those Christians fundamentalists old people?

steal their organs while they're at it, nothing of value was lost.

they weren't conned into being despicable christofascists, they are easy to con because they are idiotic christofascists.

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deathbirdreply
mander.xyz

Who the fuck are you even talking about? Have you ever known a religious person?

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lemmy.world

Given that those evangelists are the polar opposite of whatever Jesus said. I'd say you're right, they didn't count as religious people

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deathbirdreply
mander.xyz

Man I don't care what Jesus said, I don't believe in that stuff, but I've known enough religious people to know that they're not all pieces of shit and they don't deserve to be stolen from or treated as less than human.

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lemmy.world

I am not talking about your buddhist neighbour, or your jewish co-worker. we are referring to the evangelical Christo fascist maga base. They are the scum of the earth, I am sure even Jesus would not mind yeeting them into the sun.

They are the reason so many Americans are now actually treated less than humans, so yes, if anyone deserves to be treated less than human is them. because they obviously believe that whatever is going on in this country is correct. so fuck them all. and I hope they are right in the existence of hell, because they all deserve to go there.

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mander.xyz

So first, the article is about churches generally, not just the worst people you know. Lots of old Presbyterians and AME folks at the anti-Trump rallies.

Second, idk, let go of the hate. I get it, I really do, I spout off myself a lot, but it's poison. See how it warps and twists others, but don't think it does any less to you because yours is righteous.

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There was a recent story, about a white woman with a baby asking for food. She said she asked 7 churches, 6 white churches said no, an immigrant church offered her food, a mosque offered her food, and a temple offered her food.

White Christianity in America is a cancer, even the white liberal ones.

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lemmy.world

How exactly are they getting scammed? Or is "religion" always tied with money and these folk give money to the pastors regularly? What religion are they following again? I mean, it's definitely not the religion of Jesus with the rich priests and all, lol.

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deathbirdreply
mander.xyz

In churches people regularly give and spend money.

So get the AI pastor to say "We're collecting for supplies for casseroles for Food Kitchen X, can you send money to WeirdCashAppY?"

"Hey church treasurer, sorry to call you so late but I'm in a meeting with the regional staff about the thing. Can you wire an Unusually Large Sum of money to Strange Name, we're late on that account."

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I completely forgot about this, thank you. And fuck that's depressing, can't even be righteous in peace now you gotta worry about everything. 😐

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CXORAreply
aussie.zone

If jesus cared he could stop it. So either he approves or doesnt give a shit.

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God: "lol, it was just me, but like, not me."

Holy Spirit: "Me too. The same guy but also, not the same guy."

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