I like to think that almost every stone has been liquid long ago. Often you can still see the swirls.

Looks like a turtle.

Probably pretty boring as it was laying underground in total dark for a very long time, and after that in some remote area without any action.

Nothing to see, nothing to tell.

"Back in my day..." - This stone

Especially the mouth part of the stone.

My goodness American education system is really failing... Stones can't talk my dude. No matter what the bible says.