mmastertigurius lemmy.worldGives new meaning to the Norwegian term "morrabrød" (morning bread), which is to wake up with a hard-on.56
WWanderWisley lemmy.worldMaybe if you wore something sexy and shown some skin it would have risen to the occasion.22
purple_mimosa lemmy.worldThat's actually pretty solid for a first try! My first few all came out liquid.6
BBlameTheAntifa lemmy.worldNext time, put it somewhere warm and moist and let it rise before you turn up the heat.5
LLemmyKnowsBest lemmy.worldIf you tickle its inner thigh while whispering sweet nothings into its ear then give earlobe a lustful nibble, the phallic bread will rise.2
Put a penis in it.
"A"? Rookie crumbers.
Gives new meaning to the Norwegian term "morrabrød" (morning bread), which is to wake up with a hard-on.
Maybe if you wore something sexy and shown some skin it would have risen to the occasion.
Why is it growing a baguette??
Its just happy to see you
Soon to be inbread then.
That's what they call a male loaf, or pain masculin in French.
I'm no bread doctor but it looks like your loaf has a prolapse.
That biscuit’s pretty limp.
That's what happens when bakers Break Stuff
Amazing reference. Get yourself a cookie.
Thank you. That’s the entire reason I did it.
And stick it up you.... yeah
The loaf is upside down, that's what's wrong!
Try Viagra
you didn't fluff it enough.
This. You need to cup the flour into balls and accept the yeasty biproducts
No slit? Bread penis it is.
Try showing it a dirty magazine.
Sex pain
Why is that bread a clam?
Honestly it looks like you did really well
You forgot to put googly eyes on it!
looks like an eloafant to me
That's actually pretty solid for a first try! My first few all came out liquid.
Try watching corn before action.
Next time, put it somewhere warm and moist and let it rise before you turn up the heat.
They must have used dill dough
Looks flaccid
You have to use female flour
Bernd Das Blobfish
If you tickle its inner thigh while whispering sweet nothings into its ear then give earlobe a lustful nibble, the phallic bread will rise.
You let it rise too long.