Spyke

Sounds like a line dancing move.

Cowgirls do the dosey dee!

Cowboys do the dozy don!

Spin around and heel on three!

Rock it back, now 1, 2, 3! heel click!

YEEEEHAW!! 🤠🎻💤

12

Nobody stays awake like me. Nobody. I am tremendous at it. Everyone says it. Even the fake news people. Some people say I am the best in the world at staying awake. I have millions and millions of awake hours, and the greatest stamina.

22

He's been awake more hours than most people I'll give him that.

2

If he died in his sleep on live TV in the middle of these cabinet meeting tugjobs, there would still be people who believed that the Clintons killed him, but it would be way fewer than otherwise.

I hope Joe Biden outlives him. Just to spite everybody who said that Biden was too old and senile but never pointed that same criticism at their old and senile blob.

20

Not pro Donny or anything, but I can imagine how fun a 2hrs meeting with these people may be.

7

I don't know how anybody at any age could pretend to be interested & stay awake during those types of meetings.

4

I started a game last week where I take a shot anytime he’s awake. I haven’t cracked the bottle yet

4

Of all the times in history to believe shapeshifting reptilians are hiding out, nobody has anything to say about this lizard eyed fuck?

4

I think the gold spray paint he covers everything in is off-gassing and giving him low levels of carbon monoxide poisoning.

3
lemmy.ca

Melania had her eyelids removed in 2021. It's why she wears da goggles.

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