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There is (or used to be; I haven't been by there in a while) a restaurant near me called Lettuce Souprise You! Never went there, but the puns have stuck in my head for 30 years. Well done, unknown restaurateurs!
in David Attenborough's voice "Incapable of movement, the salad's only defense against it's only natural predator, upper middle-class suburban mothers in their 30's, is its innate sense of humor..."
in that-one-dude-who-narrates-every-single-national-geographic-documentary voice "but in the forest, things are dangerous. the fairly common salad (salad dalas) is unaware that a particularly hungry vegan upper middle-class suburban mother (rehtom nabrubus, ssalc-elddim reppu nagev), this particular one in her 30's, is stalking in the shadows. The salad's only form of defense? A knack for witty, funny jokes that prevent the middle-aged vegan from eating it.
I am now remembering that one 4chan post where someone dumped their "pregnant women eating salad" collection. No I will not elaborate because there is nothing to elaborate, some folks are just degenerates.
There is this Dutch guy that had a mystical carnivalesque performance where he was run through with blades. He died by getting too confidant and swallowed a steel spike.
standing ovation my boss's wife is vegan and when he invited me to his house for dinner, his wife was raving on about how somebody stole her parking spot after she had gone to Starbucks. apparently Starbucks didn't have a vegan- enough coffee for her. they also spelled her name wrong.
I remember seeing stuff like this on somethingawful decades ago. Another one was removing the teeth from mouths of people laughing like the people in this image. It was also funny and slightly horrifying. Maybe someday somebody will try it again. I miss the old Internet
This is just me with salads, I fucking love salads.
I can't afford having them with every meal so when I go several days without any I feel like shit and my body just screams "hey dipshit, where are the fucking fresh greens!?"
Mushroom salad it is.
Mushroom mushroom
Snake! Snake! It's a snaaaake.
Badger badger badger badger badger badger badger badger
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https://youtu.be/EIyixC9NsLI
Because they are a fun guy?
The Devils lettuce will actually cause this.
The devils lettuce is actually just marketing. It's actually moss of the gods.
lettuce romaine in your heart
There is (or used to be; I haven't been by there in a while) a restaurant near me called Lettuce Souprise You! Never went there, but the puns have stuck in my head for 30 years. Well done, unknown restaurateurs!
did you know that the romaine empire purslaned the mache to bow down to them because they were so mesclun?
Mods are asleep post people laughing at salads. Where did I put my sink?
I don't care where you put it,
let that sink in
If you're cold, they're cold.
dials your number hey, man, they're cold.
trying to move sink off of me who's....sink...fell...through...my....roof?!
in David Attenborough's voice "Incapable of movement, the salad's only defense against it's only natural predator, upper middle-class suburban mothers in their 30's, is its innate sense of humor..."
in that-one-dude-who-narrates-every-single-national-geographic-documentary voice "but in the forest, things are dangerous. the fairly common salad (salad dalas) is unaware that a particularly hungry vegan upper middle-class suburban mother (rehtom nabrubus, ssalc-elddim reppu nagev), this particular one in her 30's, is stalking in the shadows. The salad's only form of defense? A knack for witty, funny jokes that prevent the middle-aged vegan from eating it.
I am now remembering that one 4chan post where someone dumped their "pregnant women eating salad" collection. No I will not elaborate because there is nothing to elaborate, some folks are just degenerates.
a kink of sorts ?
Maybe, but it's 4chan and a pretty old post at that. Could be a fucken set of reaction images for all I know.
vegan kink unlocked
Excuse me. It appears to just be mostly white women. Where are all the white manbuns? Representation matters.
They're in the photo...
It's why they're so damn happy 😉
That's the salad only surviving strategy, is making people laugh or get eaten.
This implies the girls here are eating a sentient being which is even more disturbing.
I mean, eating sentient beings is pretty normal behavior for most humans.
Yeah sentient just means can think. Sapient is I think therefore I am.
The bottom-left lady relishes in this fact.
They're gettinh their salad tossed from the looks of it.
Sticks and stones make break my bones, but vegans aren't happy and always find something to "offend" them.
I'm not a vegan, but I know very happy ones.
Like with most thing it's the fundamentalists that take things to far. The happy ones don't bother you not try to proselytize.
Spitting facts brothers, gimme another fact please.
There is this Dutch guy that had a mystical carnivalesque performance where he was run through with blades. He died by getting too confidant and swallowed a steel spike.
Haha, great photo on wiki of Dutch guy.
I think his opening comments in the afterlife would have been: "whoopsie!"
yOu WaNt To JoIn ThE lEmOn MaN cOmMuNiTyYyYyYy...... oOhHoHoHooHohoooo
And yet people who talk about them the most seem to critique them for completely aesthetic reasons, curious...
standing ovation my boss's wife is vegan and when he invited me to his house for dinner, his wife was raving on about how somebody stole her parking spot after she had gone to Starbucks. apparently Starbucks didn't have a vegan- enough coffee for her. they also spelled her name wrong.
Is there a name for this type of meme, a bunch of stock photos doing the same thing.
What a classic!
I remember seeing stuff like this on somethingawful decades ago. Another one was removing the teeth from mouths of people laughing like the people in this image. It was also funny and slightly horrifying. Maybe someday somebody will try it again. I miss the old Internet
I miss the men laughing with salad sub
The photographer for whoever took the top right photo could've chose a more flattering pose for her. We don't want to look up her nostrils.
time to toss it
This is just me with salads, I fucking love salads.
I can't afford having them with every meal so when I go several days without any I feel like shit and my body just screams "hey dipshit, where are the fucking fresh greens!?"
Is that Rachel Nichols?