Spyke

My dog covers her waterdish when these clowns' names come up on TV

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lemmy.world

This isn't a shitpost, its a pro life tip

An anti-abortion tip? I'm gonna have to disagree with you there. Pro choice tip all the way

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ulternoreply
programming.dev

This is a shitpost.
If you want to protect your drinks from them, you would be making them yourself, keeping them inaccessible at all times and drinking them only in private spaces.

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lemmy.world

I'm a dude and this photo alone cause me to cover my drink

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fonix232reply
fedia.io

I instinctively went to cover the nearest drink. Now my neighbour thinks I'm a creep for busting her door down in a bathrobe.

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fonix232reply
fedia.io

I have already done so. We're now going door to door, showing the picture and ensuring that all drinks are covered. It's turning into the weirdest date of my life. Not complaining tho. Just didn't expect Kegbreath, Couchfucker and Temu Dracula to get me laid.

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I am a dude and this photo reminds me of just generally keeping my eye on dudes like this in bars, back in my 20s, and either getting staff to remove people like them when I see them slip the roofie, or cause some kind of scene and functionally do it myself.

These would be the kind of guys who would think their furtive, shifty, jumpy checks of their surroundings aren't easily noticeable, not confident or bold or smooth enough to do it with the finesse of essentially a magic trick.

They'd be the ones too cowardly to actually, meaningfully throw hands, instead just act indignant and screech, all bark, no bite.

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fedia.io

If you went back ~10 years and said this image from the next Austin Powers movie, depicting the new villains, people would believe you.

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Goodeye8reply
piefed.social

I'm genuinely amazed at how naturally evil they look. You don't even need to know who they are, you can tell just by looking at them that they're arll pieces of shit.

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sh.itjust.works

The sad thing is Miller looks the most normal in a banality of evil sorta way, Hegseth looks to be made of grease, and Vance looks I don't even know WASP Appalachian white trash I guess.

It's not even that they are necessarily inherently fucked up looking, but they have all fucked up their appearance in one way or another. Hegseth needs to lay off the makeup, Miller needs to grow a stache or something, and Vance needs to accept he has perpetual Babyface in the worst way possible and grow a full beard two inches long minimum.

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frizzoreply
piefed.social

Vance has a Babyface because he just recently left the clone tank peter tiel grew him inside of.

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That's normal. Vance is just a golem thiel has been regrowing over and over for thousands of years.

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lemmy.ca

These guys look like mommy took the iPad away during dinner at a restaurant

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lemmy.world

Steven Miller acts like the dude who would drug you, put you in a hole, lower a bucket to you with lotion, spray you with a water hose till you put said lotion on, then murder you to wear your skin. That or argue with you about magic the gathering rules and game meta. 100% the biggest tool in the shed

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lemmy.world

i used to have this friend. acquaintance might be a better word but we were somewhere in between the two. she got married and her husband was 100% the MtG rules lawyer type. they invited us over for a board game night (i can figure out rules and reliable strategies after one or two rounds. they played a game i knew and I won each round with more than double the next highest player's point total. dude was so pissed off about losing a game to the disabled guy that he gave his wife an ultimatum that we could no longer be friends. I care about as much about ultimatums as i do people who give in to the manipulation, so no big loss.

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On the ultimatum note... there was this guy who was friends with my friends, I didn't know him well, but they spent a lot of time together and I did see him many times a year. My friends were a couple (m/f). I asked why I hadn't seen him in awhile, and they told me that he got a new girlfriend and his new girlfriend didn't want him hanging out with other women, so he pretty much stopped being friends with them. I haven't seen him since, it's been like a decade.

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theparadoxreply
lemmy.world

Stephen Miller. I'm hesitant to call people evil but... he is. He's more or less the USA's shadow president - he maneuvered himself to be Trump's right hand man and has the clown president's trust for many domestic issues, particularly anything related to hurting and abusing non-white people.

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InputZeroreply
lemmy.world

I compare him to Heinrich Himmler, who was Adolf Hitler's right hand man for most of Nazi Germany's existence. They're both equally pathetic, hate filled men who are responsible for causing a Holocaust. They even kind of look similar.

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Stephen Miller? Yeah he is actually one of the more evil of the bunch. Most are grifters and dont believe in anything, but Miller is a true believer. He really does believe in all that white supremacy shit and will turn the US into a minor nation if it means making it 'all white'.

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Stephen Miller on CNN actually said he considered djt to have limitless power (plenary authority) and then awkwardly froze as if he hadn't wanted that to slip out. I wouldn't pass the salt to any of them if they asked politely.

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lemmy.wtf

That kirk widow is placing a lot of faith in jd vance to become president. Thats why she got knocked up by him immediately after charlie kirk died.

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He needs to have a white baby, with a MAGA bombshell blonde, toot sweet. He can't go running for president of the Nazi party with nothing but half-breed brown kids left over from his hillbilly days.

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That poor fucking kid. What a life to be born into... Can't feel too bad for them, they'll be chalk full of bad ideology from their first words....

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Wait, are you telling me that wasn't a shitpost? That couldn't have actually been real. Please tell me this timeline has not actually gotten this stupid.

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US will never live this period down. These dudes are such losers that it's a historical event in it's own right.

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It would be a shame to ruin it.

Although the middle one is kind of the go-to Dodgy Used Car Salesman outfit.

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L-R:

  • Trump's closest, most trusted advisor, and Himmler wannabe

  • Leader of the largest, most advanced military in the history of mankind

  • One Heartbeat Away From The Presidency

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lemmy.world

One of them is so scared that people might notice his weak, girlish shoulders that he only wears plaid suits with inserts.

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Now that you mention it, aren't both blue suits wearing shoulder pads? Is it time to scrimmage??

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All I know is that one is a couch fucker. No clue who the other two losers are.

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miller is more likely try to strangle a woman for making fun of him, and he was to physically weak to do it. wife beater in the middle, drunk couch fetish on the right

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They didn't cover their drinks. When you live together, you can't cover your drink all the time. Sometimes he's in an exceptionally good mood, and you can't remember what you did last night.

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Those are 3 reason why the US military should be kicked out of the EU. This is like having the fucking Russians in your backyard again.

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fedia.io

They are also the reason Men cover their drinks. You know how much Whiskey Pete loves fit, smooth, manly men!

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WTF is that boy wearing??? No one is gonna get laid in that outfit unless it's a clown convention.

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Stephen Miller got into politics only because his arms were too weak to choke out prostitutes.

:::

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Buy a lady a fresh drink, don't leave things to chance. Way too many creepers out there and I don't trust them. Women shouldn't either.

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With people like these in power I feel like the rest of the world won't have to suffer America for that much longer, lol.

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"We're cool! We ARE! You aren't cool, we are, so we say who's cool, and you aren't cool. We are. So there."

"Yeah, sure, you're real cool, whatever."

"Well, we are."

"Mm-hm."

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We've given them enough rope, these apes just have to figure out how to turn it into a noose. They will succeed, eventually. Hopefully, the Dems will understand how to stay out of the way, not stop them, and capitalize on the opportunity. 🤞

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lemmy.ca

They should also close their legs. There's a reason these genetics thrive.

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HugeNerdreply
lemmy.ca

Imagine not knowing how reproduction works.

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14th_cylonreply
lemmy.zip

and you do realise it ALSO involves the mother, right?

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mander.xyz

Are you going for irony? Your misogyny is a big part of what this meme is about.

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HugeNerdreply
lemmy.ca

Plenty of female scumbags out there, look at Kirk's wife, you think those offspring aren't going to have some tendencies?

When you're done growing up and stop calling people misogynists, you'll see what a great species we are and end up hating everyone. It will happen, unless you've had a brain injury.

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14th_cylonreply
lemmy.zip

no, he is saying it takes two people and if just one of them says no, it does not happen.

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no, you are just making up bullshit just so you have something to get mad about. he is saying if no woman would spread legs for these assholes, they would not reproduce.

yes, it would be nice if they weren't assholes in the first place, but since they are, there is one more threshold where spreading their assholism(is that a word?) onto another generation can be stopped.

that's just a fact, there is no misogyny, so you climb back of your high horse before you fall down and hit your head.

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mander.xyz

You're referring to consent, but that's not what this meme is about. And if these guys don't take no for an answer, then women should cover their drinks, yes?

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14th_cylonreply
lemmy.zip

And if these guys don’t take no for an answer, then women should cover their drinks,

you can cover whatever you want, it is your drink. this discussion is about the fact that they found women that said yes and therefor allowing them to spread their genes. miller - 3 kids, hagseth - 4 kids, vance - 3 kids.

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You and one other person changed the conversation to be about that by blaming women for procreating with awful men instead of blaming these men for being awful.

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We're talking about male predators, and you want to blame women. I'm calling you a misogynist because the things you are saying are misogynistic. You're a very misguided individual. That's not genetic, that's learned. But that's the good news! You can learn to be better and do better.

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nectar45reply
lemmy.zip

That is not....that is not how genetics work! What?

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