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anythingbutmetric·Anything But Metricbyjqubed

Are those silver dollar pancakes or pounds sterling?

Pancakes vary so much in size I have no idea what this is supposed to mean. Silver dollar pancakes are the only thing I’d think of as being close to standardized.

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It's meaningless from the other perspective too - cup size isn't a static volume measurement, it's relative to the band size. A 32DD, a 34D and a 36C are all the same cup volume.

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So I guess what you're saying is that, for any cup size, there is a band size for which the cup-pancake equivalency holds.

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Yes, but comparing to meaningless units makes the result of the comparison meaningful, as - + - = +. Please study maths people!

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lemmy.world

The average pancake is about the size of a slice of our overgrown fatass dachsund mixbreed. So approximately one banana long in body diameter.

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You know what I fuckin love pancakes. I'ma make a shitton of em and ask my wife to have a weigh off

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::: spoiler Transcription How much do your breasts weigh in pancake batter?

  • A-cups: 11 pancakes
  • B-cups: 15 pancakes
  • C-cups: 18 pancakes
  • D-cups: 25 pancakes
  • E-cups: 34 pancakes
  • F-cups: 39 pancakes :::
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It didn't specify what kind of pancakes. Blueberry, whole wheat, extra light & fluffy, buckwheat? You can't just slap 39 pancakes on your chest and expect to be motorboated! What lunacy. It's like measuring dick size in chewing gum sticks.

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suppo.fi

Obviously they're using breast-sized pancakes.

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No, only half of that, since this measures the weight of two breasts.

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Boob weight in Tins of Heinz Baked Beans in Tomato Sauce (420g / 0.42kg /0.93lbs)

A-cups: 1.1 Tins of Beans
B-cups: 1.9 Tins of Beans
C-cups: 2.4 Tins of Beans
D-cups: 3.3 Tins of Beans
E-cups: 4.6 Tins of Beans
F-cups: 5.6 Tins of Beans

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