Spyke
ceenote
lemmy.world

What if North and South Dakota finally resolve their differences and unite into a single Megadakota? Do they have a flag for that?

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Don't be rediculous. How could the Dakotas possibly put aside their differences and merge into one big Dakota? Because some kid wished for it on a couple fairies or something?

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Itโ€™s what you end up saying if you have so much funding you have to give it to the Dwight Schrutes to come up with anything. Anything at all.

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lemmy.world

people don't understand that the DOD has had decades to create op plans for damned near every potential situation. so fuck yeah idaho, but also, florida or oklahoma rebelling, vermont being taken over by genetically modified bears, or even people in Nevada waking up and suddenly realizing they live in a godforsaken hell hole. There's a plan for them all.

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lemmy.world

or oklahoma rebelling

The issue is that they stop sucking and cause Texas to fall into the Gulf of Mexico.

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_stranger_reply
lemmy.world

That's basically how the Laguna Madre and the barrier islands came to be.

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They literally were at some point hiring non fiction writers to come up with scenarios. The DOD has 'legitimate' 'playbooks' for alien invasions, wakanda's and even super people. There is surely mostly grounded in reality scenarios but the out there ones are the most fun to consider is being taken seriously. I like the genetically engineered bears one haha

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Darkness343reply
lemmy.world

Do they also have a plan in case a portal opens in Ohio and fantasy invaders come from within and start killing civilians and pillaging before we counterattack and spread freedom and democracy across the magical empire?

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mojofrododojoreply
lemmy.world

sounds like a chapter from Dungeon Crawler Carl. And no, we're not prepared for that at all, like Clarke said, the technological disparity is so great, it may as well be magic.

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It's just fireballs and shit, elves, Orcs, backwards humans and some big ass dragons perhaps. Nothing we can't annihilate from afar.

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In the show Buffy The Vampire Slayer, there is a nexus of demonic activity massed around a Hellmouth. A Hellmouth is a literal opening in the Earth to Hell. There is the primary one in Sunnyvale, California. That's where the show takes place. Later on in the seasons that a second one exists in Cleveland, Ohio. This is factually accurate to Cleveland and I will take no questions lol.

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Darkness343reply
lemmy.world

Oh, a portal to a dimension with infinite energy. More fuel for our progress :)

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zalgotextreply
sh.itjust.works

I think you're vastly overestimating the competence of the people that have been working for the DOD all those decades

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They make the plan as a training exercise, not something they actually think will happen, but if they ask a new planner to plan a war with China he's probably thought a lot about it and you learn more about what plans he's read than what unique and out of the box thinking he has, if you ask him to make plans for zombie outbreak or idaho rebelling or an alien invasion in Montana you get unique answers, so they have thousands of plans that no one ever reads again but it's less competence and more " 1999 q4 training exercise"

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vastly overestimating the competence of the people

oh homey. tsk. you've mistaken 'doing some planning' for 'competent planning' and (critically) PREPARING for idaho to evaporate suddenly. Trust me, books of PLANS we have. Plans we have prepared for, prepositioning potato supplies, figuring out where we can outsource our hyperchristian conservative militia types - you know, idaho things - no, we haven't done that. There's planning, and there's preparation. One requires a few flag grade officers to pontificate and argue, and some field grade officers to type for them.

The other requires logistical competence, funding, training, and careful analysis. We don't do a lot of the other.

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Are you saying competent military planners are concerned with the sudden disappearance of Idaho, and also think the biggest problem that would cause is that the flag wouldn't correctly represent the country anymore? It's plans for the things that actually do happen (or almost happen) that are few and far between.

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lemmy.zip

The Idaho Initiative is merely a smokescreen, hiding their intentions for Ohio.

What they don't know is that Ohio has its own plans.

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forrgottreply
lemmy.zip

Really? You expect me to believe Ohio plans anything?? ๐Ÿคฃ

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BakerBagelreply
midwest.social

Yeah, i plan on getting some Skyline chili on my way home from the Buckeye game this Saturday

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Harvey656reply
lemmy.world

As a fellow Ohioan I am appalled, Wendy's has better chili.

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Damn, skyline chili depressed is deep. Sending a digital hug, and would love to cook you some good chili sometime lol.

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1984
lemmy.today

Appearently idaho is one of the most conservative states in America and is one of the largest potato producing regions in the world.

I was just looking for reasons for it to disappear. Trump likes potatoes?

Also has a massive nuclear research center.... Hmm.

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P00ptartreply
lemmy.world

Not just conservative, but far-right white supremacists.

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lemmy.today

idaho is the forefront of white supremecist movement, nobody would notice if it was suddenly gone.

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pyrereply
lemmy.world

i don't think anyone has really confirmed it even exists. people just take it for granted, but have you seen Idaho firsthand?

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pyrereply

classic government plant "hey fellow citizens, Idaho is totes real amirite?" i wasn't born yesterday

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titanicxreply
lemmy.zip

So am I. Though the snake river is beautiful.

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We are close to a phase shift.

thank goodness, I'm tired of all their sick people clogging up the hospitals in WA and OR.

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the planet in tng, basically advanced cloaked from the rest of the galaxy or the delta quadrant planet that is out of sync of time with the rest of the galaxy.

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Does he have something against 1959 when the US had a 49 star flag before Hawaii became a state?

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