How about an Andy Griffith/ Beverly Hillbillies crossover porn featuring a giant orgy by the cee-ment pond. Just don't forget to invite Ellie May and Lou-Ann.
Maybe invite the Gilligan's Island folks, just to bring in Ginger, and especially Mary Ann.
r/196, This person (I forgot which gender they like to go by) was a frequent poster there and would post these videos and a lot of other nsfw adjacent ones a few years ago.
Yes feels like :s , hard enough to believe that some guys stick their thing in pasta… but that someone actually made a serious review about it ? Guess, I wanna keep my naivety
I was at the brewery recently and one of the televisions was just on a playlist of this YouTube channel with some old Italian grandmas, chilling at home, making handmade pasta.
I think we need some hypotheses here. My guess is that a short, springy pasta like a rotini or a fusili, or even a cavatappi, would be best, as opposed to something long and stringy, like spaghetti or fettuccine. Angel Hair would be far too delicate if the passion gets...vigorous.
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He did canned beans too. I will not elaborate
I'll be disappointed if Bush's isn't the most fuckable brand of bean.
Mom walked in without knocking and caught me rolling that beautiful bean footage.
Play your cards right and you won't need those beans tonight. ;)
Not now mom, I still have to try the pinto beans!
Once you go black bean you’ll never go black eyed pea.
So you like some fur?
Bean footage isn't so beautiful now, is it?
tosses beans a towel
Clean yourself up. You're a mess.
"You fucking disgust me."
Dammit. I ate some Bush's beans with dinner tonight. Apparently I'm doing it all wrong.
I think it's very admirable that you took them out for dinner before giving them the ol' what for.
Up vote for making me LOL at "the ol' what for." Like something you'd hear on the Andy Griffith Show, if sex was legal in Mayberry.
I tell you what, Barn, she was making me feel warmer than one of Aunt Bee's pies down at the church bake sale...
That really needs to be a porn genre ASAP.
How about an Andy Griffith/ Beverly Hillbillies crossover porn featuring a giant orgy by the cee-ment pond. Just don't forget to invite Ellie May and Lou-Ann.
Maybe invite the Gilligan's Island folks, just to bring in Ginger, and especially Mary Ann.
Not safe for Lemmy.
No need to.
So it's all about food, huh? Not my thing, but I understand. We've all dipped our... toes... into the whipped cream/ chocolate syrup/ honey world.
Spoiler Alert! It’s the alfredo primavera
Someone's going to have to watch the video to confirm
I watched it back in the day.
I'm not sure if it's true, but it does make all kinds of sense.
According to the video, it’s actually mac & cheese 🤤
What the fuck is an Alfredo?
Fancy Mac and cheese
Sauce?
Looks like it yeah
I hope he takes the best pasta and finds the best sauce next
r/196, This person (I forgot which gender they like to go by) was a frequent poster there and would post these videos and a lot of other nsfw adjacent ones a few years ago.
Pesto if you're into the sloppy seconds nut.
Pomarolla
Is this "if PornHub monetised and incentivised content creators like YouTube does"?
Also: The pasta - cooked or raw? 🤡
Nobody’s fucking raw pasta, mate
You know this is the internet right? Nothing is beyond the realms of possibility if money is involved. Did Jackass teach us nothing?
I guarantee fucking raw pasta is someone's kink.
Look up “one man one jar” and then tell me how certain you are about that statement.
that doesn't sound right to me
i must be nobody then 😳
Gordon Ramsey approves
Well, he did slip on a rubber first.
so he cant impregnate the pasta.
al dente is the way to go when it comes to fucking pasta
Sounding with an uncooked spaghetti.
I'll leave that one oit there hanging.
You're a monster.
no love for fusilli?
I prefer Tagliatelle
I dislike you for this post, but at least your username checks out.
I would laugh, but potato.
Aw man this person lol. I remember them from the old
worldsubredditNo honey. I said "i fucking love pasta". This is not a new kink you have to learn about. Just a misunderstanding
I understood what you said. And I understood what I said.
I miss anarchostripperism
Outrageous! What's the link so I can make sure I never see it?
Edit I thought it was a joke video. I did not realize. I don't regret looking it up or anything, but it's not my thing.
Hot person, though
Rhett and Link are really expanding the brand.
As you can see, we can't.
Fucking clickbait, which type is it?
I suppose you would need to check the original source...
Sigh, fine. Time to cook.
Finally mankind has evolved beyond feet, 20 more years like this and we might move past furry's too
Ain't no rule that pasta can't go on furry feet, last time that I checked, mon frere.
I think I actually watched this
You think? You don't remember? I'd remember that.
Alr, ok, I definitely watched this
I figured, you just didn't want to admit it. I get it.
How does rigatoni rate?
RICKKKKYYYY. FUCKING RRRRRRRIGATONIII baby
I think too many things are illegal. This is not one of those things.
Post needs a link with NSFW tag (for accessibility).
Can someone brave enough please FINALLY post the eventual tier list he comes up with
So what's the answer? I feel a chubby coming on and just can't wait!
I'd say canneloni. Not tested though. Sauce optional.
As an Italian, I'm lost for words
Use expressive hand gestures. 🤌
my hands are trembling
Everyone thinks they're manicotti, but in the end, we're all just ditalini.
Gotta be rotini, it's ribbed
Marketing!
This can’t be real
It is a really video. It's like, a surprising detailed review.
First day on the Internet, eh?
Yes feels like :s , hard enough to believe that some guys stick their thing in pasta… but that someone actually made a serious review about it ? Guess, I wanna keep my naivety
I was at the brewery recently and one of the televisions was just on a playlist of this YouTube channel with some old Italian grandmas, chilling at home, making handmade pasta.
Would love a Collab.
But would he find out which grandma‘s pasta is the best to fuck or would he find out which grandma making pasta is the best to fuck?
I think you’re actually describing a two part series
This is getting better and better
Perché non entrambi?
Mon cheri, you know what it does to me when you speak Albanian.
Giggity
I think we need some hypotheses here. My guess is that a short, springy pasta like a rotini or a fusili, or even a cavatappi, would be best, as opposed to something long and stringy, like spaghetti or fettuccine. Angel Hair would be far too delicate if the passion gets...vigorous.
Thoughts?
Burning Hole
Obviously it's puttanesca
samyang 3x spicy
Ah, this generation has found its Jason Biggs.
I'm in Oklahoma, anyone got a non-PH link?
He basically has them inside (translucent) sex toys and puts his dick in there. I am not sure you would be missing much. 😆
Yes. www.protonvpn.com
Matpat is not who he used to be...