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What would Miley Cyrus Linux look like?

A few ideas:

  • it'd come in like a wrecking ball
  • it would be slimmed-down, surgically
  • notification every 5 secs to remind you that her dad is (supposedly) a big deal
  • it would be annoyingly noisy
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sopuli.xyz

Let's get normies aboard the Linux train by creating more distros with celebrity branding: imagine Taylor Switft Linux or BTS Linux.

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jobbiesreply
lemmy.zip

Fatal error: file not found Can I offer you a nice egg in this trying time?

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DD Linux comes with a very special /etc/bashrc

preexec () { dd "$@" }
preexec_invoke_exec () {
    [ -n "$COMP_LINE" ] && return  # do nothing if completing
    [ "$BASH_COMMAND" = "$PROMPT_COMMAND" ] && return # don't cause a preexec for $PROMPT_COMMAND
    local this_command=`HISTTIMEFORMAT= history 1 | sed -e "s/^[ ]*[0-9]*[ ]*//"`;
    preexec "$this_command"
}
trap 'preexec_invoke_exec' DEBUG

This neat little wrapper will send any command you input to dd, then, if that returns with a 0 exit status, actually run your command in the prompt. I think Danny Devito would approve.

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Definitely. You’ll have people setting up discord servers to teach everyone how to create a bootable usb drive. The mass coordination of the fandom is insane.

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ruOS. Endorsed by RuPaul. Imagine how pissed the fascists over at omarchy would be.

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Sudo and elevated privilege failures queue playing the Achy Breaky Heart.

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db2
lemmy.world
  • You're likely to get infected if you touch it
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