The spirit is willing, but the flesh is spongy and bruised.
I bought a custom license plate frame with this on it to go with the SNUSNU vanity plate I ordered. Then my state denied the vanity plate for vulgarity after sitting on the order for two months. VULGARITY!? You used to be able to get some pretty risque things like OICU812 or TITSOUT. Now they've gone in the opposite direction by banning a light hearted sex reference from a cartoon.
"You see, killbots have a preset kill limit. Knowing their weakness, I sent wave after wave of my own men at them until they reached their limit and shut down. Kif, show them the medal I won."
And also:
"In the game of chess you can never let your adversary see your pieces."
We have failed to uphold Brannigan's Law. However I did make it with a hot alien babe. And in the end, is that not what man has dreamt of since first he looked up at the stars?
[pause]
Kif, I'm asking you a question.
She's out of control! You win again, gravity!!
I often quote "You win again, gravity!" Whenever I drop something or the like, lmao.
We need rest. The spirit is willing, but the flesh is spongy and bruised.
If we can hit that bulls-eye, the rest of the dominoes will fall like a house of cards. Checkmate.
You win again, gravity!
I bought a custom license plate frame with this on it to go with the SNUSNU vanity plate I ordered. Then my state denied the vanity plate for vulgarity after sitting on the order for two months. VULGARITY!? You used to be able to get some pretty risque things like OICU812 or TITSOUT. Now they've gone in the opposite direction by banning a light hearted sex reference from a cartoon.
Still mad about that.
I don't pretend to understand Brannigan's Law. I merely enforce it.
Stop exploding, you cowards!
I hate these filthy Neutrals, Kif. With enemies, you know where they stand but with Neutrals, who knows? It sickens me.
If I don't survive, tell my wife, hello.
How very neutral of you.
All I know is my gut says maybe.
What makes a man turn neutral
Lower....
Lower...
Lower...
Too low!!
Lower...
dammit scooped by OP on OP's own post?
Kiff, inform the men! I've made it with a woman.
"if we can hit that bullseye, the rest of the dominos will fall like a house of cards... CHECKMATE"
sigh
Remember, Kif: in the game of chess, you can never allow your opponent to see your pieces.
"You see, killbots have a preset kill limit. Knowing their weakness, I sent wave after wave of my own men at them until they reached their limit and shut down. Kif, show them the medal I won."
And also:
"In the game of chess you can never let your adversary see your pieces."
She's built like a steakhouse, but she handles like a bistro!
You win again gravity!
I’m surprised these haven’t been mentioned yet:
The secret of winning war is the element of surprise… surprise!
I have a sexy learning disability, what do I call it kiff? Sexlexia
We have failed to uphold Brannigan's Law. However I did make it with a hot alien babe. And in the end, is that not what man has dreamt of since first he looked up at the stars? [pause] Kif, I'm asking you a question.
[Draws a meandering line on the chart]
Comets, the icebergs of the sky. By jackknifing from one to the next at breakneck speed, we might just get some kind of gravity boost... or something
I try to use this one whenever I can.
What makes a man turn neutral? Gold? A lust for power? Or were you just born with a heart full of neutrality?
Just let me work for a little food. Perhaps I could paint a fence, or service you sexually, or mop the floors.
You don't know how to do ANY of those things.
Kif might!
Spare me your space age techno babble Attila the Hun
This is one of my top 10 lines in the whole show and I still constantly forget about it.
Oh, yeah. Bathtub minestrone.
The key to victory is the element of surprise...
...Surprise!
Zapp Brannigan: Bender here's identified the femdido commander as my ex-lover Turanga Leela, whom I once made love at
-You want the rest of the champaggin?
-It's pronounced "sham-pane".
-Oh, God, no!
This informed my own pronounciation of "cham-pag-knee".
"You disgust me! Go on."
If I said you had a beautiful body, would you take of your pants and dance around a little?
I find the most erotic part of a woman is the boobies!
Is that a Zapp line?
I guess you're technically correct. The best kind of correct.
Does the company that made your bra make a girdle as well?
Too low!
.....lowerrrr
Oh god, you’re killing me. OH GOD YOU’RE KILLING ME
The spirit is willing but the flesh...is spongy...and bruised.
I suffer from a very sexy learning disability.
Helium miner: Mine collapse!
Zapp: Mine collapse too... Collapses water cup
At night it's called 'the moon'.
Let me show you why they call me The Velour Fog. Hit it.
Hold, girdle... Hooold...
I’ve never heard of such a shocking and brutal injustice I cared so little about!
Really any of his lines from War is The H Word or Amazon Women in the Mood.
Too low! ...Lower...
Champaggen
Just a broken down hobo whose hit rock bottom and his commanding officer
Wingus! Dingus!
Idk why it's just the oblivious sincerity that kills me
Now as a solemn testicle to those left behind on earth, I present this monument.
"Won't you come with me to Chocolate City?"
That's not Kif, it's Roger from American Dad.
my favorite zapp line exists only in my head where he gets shot. he doesn't even say anything, that's just it.