I don't mean to brag, but I made a killer joke on my company Teams group π
Edit: It seems I'm becoming uncontrollably popular here as well
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I made a joke on a zoom meeting and nobody laughed
Turns out Iβm not remotely funny
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Also, if your org has agentic summaries turned on, have some fun with it: join the meeting a few minutes early; the agent should join with you. Then start screaming about how the titanic is sinking, or the mongol hordes are invading, or that the Dominion has cut off supplies at AR 558, or the borg have broken through to sector 001, or the emus have broken the line and all is lost⦠you get the idea. This makes the post-meeting generated summary much more entertaining.
standing ovation
Can't stand up when remote working
Maybe you should put on pants.
Way to ruin WFH
I've seen this joke 4 times yesterday
They've mitigated this by having the note taking starts at the time of the meeting ΰ²₯β βΏβ ΰ²₯
Book people in for 3 minutes before the hour. They'll assume it was a mistake.
I will have to try this!!
"remotely" funny you say?
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My record is 21 laughing heads and a football emoji.
I refuse to elaborate further.
Football joke?
You both work at the same Applebees?
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"anyway, so I told them I was working and everybody just bursted out laughing"
I just make my boss hate me in teams.
i can do that without teams. amateur.
Same, I just like that I can do it while he's sitting at home, he keeps saying I need to go the extra mile.
If I go any more extra miles and I'll be at the door-step of a different company
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Don't leave us hanging bro, we are down bad for more of that excellence and you're just teasing us!
Sorry, the joke is company property
My boss makes a dollar
and I just a dime
that's why I post jokes
on company time
I'm going to rage against the machine if you don't unionize and take the power back
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Do you want to get called by HR? Because that's how you get called by HR
Lemmy has an HR department...
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