Spyke

I suppose that's fair, but the post date should still be included to prevent people who aren't familiar with it from thinking this just happened.

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lemmy.ca

As a Bronze Age Mesopotamian copper salesman, I too feel this way.

You’ve never seen copper as fine as what my suppliers are making!

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lemmy.ca

Sorry to highjack the thread, but I've been on hold with customer service for hours. I want to lodge a complaint about the poor quality copper you sold me. I need a refund.

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ArchEngelreply
lemmy.ca

Send a stone tablet dude. Its the only way to get through to these guys.

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But I have a similar complaint with the clay salesman. The reed guy sold me defective goods too. This is bullshit!

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You son of a dog! You owe me restitution! I traded you several of my finest goats and linens, and your copper has pitted and degraded more than the copper from other traders. I see you have other complaints, yet only my downvote has been inscribed thus far. I bet you're manipulating reviews, you scalawag!

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lemmy.zip

I’m a gay black Chinese trans stamp collector with a low flow toilet and I just saved a ton of money on my car insurance by switching to geico.

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i think you have me confused with someone whose mother would admit to getting a tattoo (oh these eyebrow tattoos? they're different)

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All I remember from stamp class is that you're Hermaphradhesive if you've got glue on both sides.

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CA queer and African transvestitic or genderish philatelist with a dynamic fluid excretion contraption that's saving money hand over fist?

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fedia.io

As an underwater basket weaver from Northsouthern Scandinavia this guy seems like a dick but I have no expertise on the subject.

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"underwater basketweaving" is a phrase you hear a LOT from military and prior military in my experience. I've only ever heard it from military family

Edit: they normally add "with an emphasis in wicker"

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I'm a speaking horse (I'm Bojack Horseman's sister) and am qualified to say that this is a lie because I have a PhD in lie detecting.

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as dean brownings gay, black and heavily handicapped alter ego, i feel very respected right now

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