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piefed.social

Honestly I think it might just be a garter snake with non average markings

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piefed.social

All the guesses are either Gopher Snake or Garter Snake, so probably not a danger noodle. Just a nope rope.

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lemmy.world

All snakes are danger noodles, except for cat snakes (which is a different kind of nope rope)

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piefed.social

My understanding was that all snakes are nope ropes, but only venomous ones are danger noodles. Is it the other way around?

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You're correct. Nope, don't mess with nonvenomous snakes, for their sake.*

And really don't mess with venomous snakes, for your sake.

*Except if you're in the Everglades and you're absolutely sure it's an invasive Burmese python and not one of the native species the pythons have been eating to extinction. Then you should kill it quickly. But don't eat it, they contain a lot of mercury.

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I tried going for a senior expert so I asked CATS instead, but he just told me that I had no chance to survive and to make my time.

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If you interacted with a smooth green snake - aka "grass snake" - (they're tiny) and checked out their color in the sun (it's gorgeous) - they'd maybe be less nope ropes and more dinky slinky..

But yes, the "danger noodles" are the venemous ones..

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lemmy.world

Sorry, I didn't realize animal meme-ing was taken this seriously and one can be wrong. Now that I know it's possible, I probably am

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They're memes, but they do still have meaning. Being fake-serious about the classifications used to be part of the joke, but that was about three social media platforms and ten years ago for me so maybe that part got lost.

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sh.itjust.works

Weird description, rattle snakes aren’t aggressive either. Every one I’ve met has attempted to leave after announcing itself

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I had one aggressively pursue a group of us (had a dog with us but I doubt that makes a difference). This was on the top of a mountain.

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lemmy.dbzer0.com

I have definitely encountered aggressive rattle snakes. I'd be careful about assuming they'll flee.

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Selenireply
lemmy.world

Speaking as an owner of five snakes, they definitely have individual personalities. Although I wonder if it’s regional too? Most of the ones where I live seem to be lazy more than anything else.

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zod000reply
lemmy.dbzer0.com

As a kid we had two instances of large rattlers getting into our house and coming after us not to mention the many times I'd come across them in tall grasses. This has given me a heavy reason to give them distance.

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gruereply
lemmy.world

No bike on snek either.

I hope OP is asking to find out if it's non-venomous and safe to grab to remove from the path next time.

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I think it might be a Gopher Snake based off of the coloring and the pattern of the spots along its body.

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Google lens says gopher snake. Google lens and iNaturalist are great ways to help ID all kinds of animals, plants, and fungi.

Edit for clarification. Don't trust any of these image recognition algorithms. They get many things wrong, but they can help narrow down what a thing is.

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gruereply
lemmy.world

I don't think I'd trust image recognition enough for anything potentially dangerous (deciding if the snake is venomous, deciding if a mushroom is edible, etc.), but good suggestion for satisfying general curiosity!

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Yes, I don't trust any of them, but they can give you a general idea and you can narrow down yourself afterwards.

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I don't trust iNat either, but it can give you a general idea. Yes, you must do some leg work if you want to be certain.

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You've nailed it. Looks like a San Diego Gophersnake - Pituophis catenifer annectens. It was morning, and he was warming up on the asphault. He didn't seem too worried about me, and gave me time to stop my bike, pull my phone out of my backpack, and snap the shot.

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EKANS

Moves silently and stealthily. Eats the eggs of birds, such as PIDGEY and SPEAROW, whole.

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Damn, that's bad for the snek. Toddlers parasitize sneks when eaten.. Poor snek.

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