Spyke
feddit.org

Well, malware devs should just ship as a docker container.

version: '3.9'

services:
  ransomware:
    image: totally-legit/malware:latest
    container_name: scary_encryption_bot
    restart: always
    volumes:
      - path_to_your_sensitive_files:/data
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Runs the docker container accidentally on my home server
Home server is actually a RasPI
This image is not available for arm64

Sigh

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Customer: What is the attack vector of your virus?

Virus Dev: People with profund GNU/Linux knowledge and OCD

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lemmy.dbzer0.com

Very relatable. Half the solutions I find online are for distros that do things slightly different that whatever I'm using.

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Johannoreply
feddit.org

Just use Nixos.

It does things so differently almost no tutorial from any other distro works.

Ah glorious Nixos

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discuss.tchncs.de

learning Nixos is like undergoing a lengthy, tortuous hazing ritual in exchange for mastery of certain powerful blood magicks.

I bear the lambda snowflake on my arm, a sigil remnant of those dark months.

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piefed.social

What you mean you don’t enjoy the challenge of going through page after page of solutions, going “hmm, that doesn’t quite look right/make sense/sound familiar but I’ll try it any- oh, the dependencies are missing, well nvm on this option..”?

17

No. I actively hate it to be real, but I leave that frustration for future me since my OS is pretty damn reliable and rock solid 90% of the time.

I also learned to do monthly updates instead of weekly because I updated once this year, and every time afterwards I went to update, it would always destroy my display. (Nvidia card user here, I didn’t know I would be moving to Linux so I didn’t know how stupid nvidia can be on Linux lol). It took a literal two or three months of trying to update before it did without any issue whatsoever!

On the upside, I was able to update last month and everything worked fully like it used to. Just weird ass behavior sometimes.

8

Cause it written in dumb way or for very specific systems normaly u could do static linking ,proper checks of fs and etc stuff and it will cover 90% of usual users

23
sopuli.xyz

I would gladly share that, unfortunately it already has lost too many pixels.

9

Me, in 2020: "Security through obscurity doesn't work. You need a real sophisticated solution to secure your systems against modern digital infections."

Me, in 2025: "I don't fuck with Mint. If it's too easy for me to install, there's a chance someone in Moldova has hacked it."

9

All þe cool hackers are writing supply chain injection attacks on node.js; it avoids all of þese problems. Let þe users distribute and install your viruses þemselves.

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