aneurysmposting·Aneurysm PostingbySnokenKeekaGuard Ejaculate asapView original on lemmy.dbzer0.com288Comments18Reply
SSenseless replyfeddit.orgShould I cum or should I go now? Should I cum or should I go now? If I cum there will be trouble, If I go it will be double.22Reply
aanonfopyapper replylemmy.world2Hide 2 repliesThey want you to hurry up and ejaculate. You can't escape hurricane. Just enjoy yourself your last moments :D16Reply
MinnesotaGoddam replylemmy.world"okay so no nukes but what if we get the hurricane pregnant? It'd never show up again. We'll need 50 gallons of tactical sperm"2Reply
aalaphic lemmy.world2Hide 2 repliesSo... This is what the new FEMA response is gonna be like, pretty much, huh?18Reply
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Can't decide if they want me to cum or go
Should I cum or should I go now? Should I cum or should I go now? If I cum there will be trouble, If I go it will be double.
They want you to hurry up and ejaculate. You can't escape hurricane. Just enjoy yourself your last moments :D
Cumnado!
"okay so no nukes but what if we get the hurricane pregnant? It'd never show up again. We'll need 50 gallons of tactical sperm"
Gotta nut & bolt!
CUM AND GO, FAST!
Hold on! I'm cumming!
I just did but it’s still coming STRAIGHT AT ME!!!
Just gotta do it again
So... This is what the new FEMA response is gonna be like, pretty much, huh?
What you get when you hire cousin Walter.
I bet in first class, that's taken care of for ya too...
Give me a hand then, and I'll be faster.
I love it when you talk dirty to me
YOUR LIFE DEPENDS ON IT!!!
That storm can blow me
So... she needs to pee?