jlemmyshitpost·Lemmy Shitpostbyjankforlife A question for the agesView original on lemmy.ml364Comments37Reply
mozingo lemmy.world4Hide 4 repliesPsh, hot dogs would obviously have 4 legs. They're dogs after all.55Reply
potoooooooo 🥔 replylemmy.worldIf you face the legs at each end perpendicular to the body rather than parallel, that'd be a very sturdyboi.10Reply
KKrudler replylemmy.worldI fucking lauged so hard E I don't know how the fuck voice recognition managed to get lauged2Reply
「黃家駒 Wong Ka Kui」(old account, migrated to Piefed) sh.itjust.worksEveryone talks about hot dogs, but what about cold cats? 🤔5Reply
PPeriodicallyPedantic lemmy.caAs much as I want it to run tall wise, there is clear evolutionary pressure to run longwise so the dog doesn't fall out of the bun. There is no way the hotdog could evolve sanding upright5Reply
🇰 🌀 🇱 🇦 🇳 🇦 🇰 🇮 pawb.socialI mean obviously the long way, because that's how hotdogs are generally anthropomorphized. Next you're gonna ask if Mr. Peanut has his legs on his chest instead of his nutt.4Reply
SSideshow_B00b lemmy.zipIf Amazing World of Gumball taught me anything it’s that hot dog men walk and run upright. It’s not up for debate, even.4Reply
AAeronMelon lemmy.worldThis looks like Karameru’s art style. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9sp73PvSBRM1Reply
WWhiteRabbit_33 lemmy.worldLuckily there's a racing game that came out this year that answered this long asked question. https://boardgamegeek.com/boardgame/446497/hot-streak1Reply
iiegod lemmy.zipSettled ages ago. And the legs are on the bun. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4uhKLd9tBt4&t=2m8s1Reply
DDeacon lemmy.worldI think they would be able to revert between the two. Yeah. I stand by that.1Reply
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Psh, hot dogs would obviously have 4 legs. They're dogs after all.
No, they are sandwiches
Tacos ftfy
Tacos are sandwiches, too
There's precedent for tall:
1 leg at each end obviously not a good runner
If you face the legs at each end perpendicular to the body rather than parallel, that'd be a very sturdyboi.
The words “horizontally” and “vertically”: 😢
Not tall-style?
Wideways, maybe.
Upright, of course.
This is deeply unsettling but I don’t know why.
It makes sense, that whole movie was deeply unsettling.
Movie‽
Sausage party
Hahah yea, it's from that Seth Rogan movie Sausage Party.
I fucking lauged so hard
E I don't know how the fuck voice recognition managed to get lauged
You don't know the half of it!
This is already settled science.
Everyone talks about hot dogs, but what about cold cats? 🤔
As much as I want it to run tall wise, there is clear evolutionary pressure to run longwise so the dog doesn't fall out of the bun.
There is no way the hotdog could evolve sanding upright
I mean obviously the long way, because that's how hotdogs are generally anthropomorphized.
Next you're gonna ask if Mr. Peanut has his legs on his chest instead of his nutt.
If Amazing World of Gumball taught me anything it’s that hot dog men walk and run upright. It’s not up for debate, even.
https://www.mlb.com/brewers/fans/mascots/racing-sausages
Guardians too. .
Top is running like Naruto
Depends if you're drinking a Rainier with it.
Evolution would optimize for the environment; currently unanswerable.
Horizontally is the more aerodynamic option and hence superior
Depends on the condiments
This looks like Karameru’s art style.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9sp73PvSBRM
Luckily there's a racing game that came out this year that answered this long asked question.
https://boardgamegeek.com/boardgame/446497/hot-streak
Settled ages ago. And the legs are on the bun.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4uhKLd9tBt4&t=2m8s
I think they would be able to revert between the two. Yeah. I stand by that.
Its a dog at the end of the day, so what if its just hot?