Spyke
lemmy.world

Men were real men, women were real women, and smurfs were real smurfs.

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lemmy.world

And small furry creatures from Alpha Centauri were real small furry creatures from Alpha Centauri.

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Sundrayreply
lemmus.org

And all dared to brave unknown terrors, to do mighty deeds, to boldly split infinitives that no man had split before!

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lemmy.world

You're not smurfing there. You could smurf a smurf right in the smurf and nobody would give it a second thought.

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piefed.social

I was tbere. This is accurate. It smelled like cigarettes too.

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InputZeroreply
lemmy.world

And incomplete vehicle internal combustion. You could smell that a car had driven by for a good few minutes after it left. Walking beside a road just always had that smell.

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Needs more cigarettes; In hands, on the ground, in the kids hair. They were everywhere.

Edited: I'm not great with grammar whilst inebriated. Cheers.

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In hands on the ground in the kids hair.

I feel like there's a typo here, but 7 people have upvoted you so far so maybe I'm missing something.

Edit: Ohh, you meant that the cigarettes should be "in hands, on the ground, in the kid's hair." (Which is true.)

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Yeah the street gutters used to be full of butts. They were flattened all over the sidewalk.

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zarkanianreply
sh.itjust.works

They used to have cigarette vending machines. An underage person could buy cigarettes from a machine, because it had no way to check your age.

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LillyPipreply
lemmy.ca

Didn’t even need to use the machines, because most people didn’t care. When I wanted to walk to the store in my teens, my mother would give me extra money to pick up cigarettes for her. Cashiers always sold them to me, no problem.

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Yep, I witnessed a mom send her 7-year-old child to the corner store with a permission note to buy cigarettes in 1984.

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sopuli.xyz

My mother loves to tell the story about taking me to meet Papa Smith at Hardee's. I lost my shit because Smurfs were supposed to be tiny, not 6 feet tall.

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lemmy.world

Surely that smoke plume and aircraft are edited in. They are crisper than the objects in the foreground lmfao.

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lemmy.world

We sure this isn't an AI image that someone edited after the fact? Cars parked erratically, girls look like dolls and their hands are weird, the hi res smoke plume, and what is going on with the guy in the back right.

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sh.itjust.works

Reports on shudder Reddit claimed the bikini clad women are AI. I find this entirely plausible:

  1. Compared to the little girl they frankly just look AI.
  2. I grew up in the 80’s; Women’s swimsuits of the day were usually one-piece, with high cut thigh openings. Bikinis like this were not a thing I recall ever seeing back then.
  • Here is an example that appears accurate to me. There were bikinis of the day if course, but the picture clearly shows how differently they were cut:
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God I miss those high cut... everything. Underwear these days are so boring. But I bet it's more comfy.

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HugeNerdreply
lemmy.ca

Why does the girl have yellow lines on her legs that match the very strange circular markings on the ground?

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lemmy.world

Those are chains. One girl is in front of the chains and the other behind.

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HugeNerdreply
lemmy.ca

I see. But why is she an amputee though?

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I'm gonna be honest, I didn't notice the plane at all.I was too busy thinking that the whole picture feels like AI for reasons...

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sh.itjust.works

The aircraft definitely appears so.

The plume doesn't seem as much, as I remember smelter stacks were much more commonplace.

Residential and commercial development right next to largescale industrial operations is very 20th century American.

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I could believe the bikini girls, too. I assumed it was a charity car wash, which was pretty common on weekends. Haven’t seen those in a while.

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slrpnk.net

What was it like growing up in Finland in the 1980s:

Just a random misfired Soviet SS-N-3 missile. And Santa Claus trying to liven up the situation.

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Dunno about shorts, but folks in Lapland make thigh-high boots of reindeer leather. Seems appropriate.

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