Have to check with reality daily whether I'm in a simulation gone wrong or has the entire world suddenly gone insane. It's literally wake up, read the news and say WTF.
The Onion writers are going to have to work much harder, this was in my feed next to his arrest threats to protesters bothering him during dinner. EITHER could have Onion, or fact.
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Had to really check whether this was The Onion or Notthheonion
Have to check with reality daily whether I'm in a simulation gone wrong or has the entire world suddenly gone insane. It's literally wake up, read the news and say WTF.
First scrolled past it thinking business as usual. Then went back to check!
Onion articles now have a shelf life.
"Spoiled Onions" sounds like a cool sublemmy name...
Turned.
Example: This Onion turned in: 37 days.
I think Trump is reading these articles for ideas.
This could so easily not be an onion article.
Here is one (of many) non-onion articles.
Got me good. Fallon's rise of fame is one of the most perplexing things in show business to me
Too late, Onion
Too real
Om nom nom
Is there any chance that MAGA will recognize this complete disregard of free speech?
Wouldn't be the first time they've disappointed me. 🤦🏻♂️
The Onion writers are going to have to work much harder, this was in my feed next to his arrest threats to protesters bothering him during dinner. EITHER could have Onion, or fact.
Fuck this timeline.
The Onion just takes tomorrows headlines and prints them today... shame on their lack of creativity.
Maybe he can jail himself again.
So much for the tolerant right.