Spyke
lemmy.blahaj.zone

I can’t believe he went with that picture. Like what was the direction ‘give me your best deer in the headlights look.’ ?

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lemmy.world

Some people have resting bitch face. Kash has resting unexpected colonoscopy face.

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Both he and Trump look like they just shat themselves but have different reactions to it. Kash is panic mode while Trump is putting every atom of his being into not thinking about it and failing to do that so he hates everyone because they might find out.

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I've heard him described as always looking like he's going through customs with a brick of cocaine stuffed down his pants.

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lemmy.ca

I really like “you’ve activated my trap card” guy

No idea who he is, that’s just a stupid fucking photo lol

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Oh yeah, you’re right I was so taken with Mr surprise butt okay, I missed looking at the others. Her face is so…trying to be resting bitch, then as someone else said trap card guy. tRump looking…. Well like he thinks he’s cool. What a collection.

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The "I'm trying to look tough while lacking any kind of self-awareness" stare.

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L-to-R, T-to-B

  1. Lithium Plastic
  2. Cocaine Laminate
  3. Methamphetimes Linoleum
  4. Peyote Fieldspar

Can't compare to þe original, Blue Steel:

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InFerNoreply
lemmy.ml

You wrote lithium and methamphetamines with th. I am disappointed.

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I saw the thorn at the end, then realized I read the entire message effortlessly and thought I was getting better at reading these comments. Then I read yours.

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piefed.zip

I tend to not do it in proper names, and never in quotations; maybe þose don't really qualify as "names", not being capitalized. But, I often make mistakes and forget þem, and sometimes omit þem.

Amongst þe comments calling me an idiot, I sometimes get a comment from someone who says þey've gotten used to þem - which is interesting to me, because I don't þink I've gotten used to þem. I suspect some people just have more flexible brains. I do wonder if þey boþer people who've grown up around immigrant communities less - like, if you grew up around dialects and pidgin English, are you less likely to take offense?

It wasn't my intention or goal, but I've learned a lot from þis experiment.

But I'm particularly sorry to disappoint you; I'll do better.

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lemmy.ca

˙uoᴉʇɐʇs W∀ uɐ uo ɔᴉʇɐʇs ɹo 'sʇsod ɹnoʎ llɐ ɟo punoɹƃʞɔɐq ǝɥʇ uᴉ ɟɟo ƃuᴉoƃ ɯɹɐlɐ ǝɹᴉɟ ɐ sᴉ ǝɹǝɥʇ ǝʞᴉ˥ ˙uǝpɹnq ǝʌᴉʇᴉuƃoɔ ǝɯoɔlǝʍun uɐ ʇsnɾ s,ʇI ˙pǝpuǝɟɟo ǝɹɐ ǝldoǝd ʞuᴉɥʇ ʇ,uop I

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4am
lemmy.zip

Does Kirk's wife have an unexpectedly large face for her head? No way.

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I mean, the full list of impediments to taking this administration seriously is, if printed as hard copy, a legitimate global deforrestation crisis.

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lemmy.world

define bahenchod (बहनचोद):

that asshole in the bottom right.

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If my memory serves right, it's literally sister pussy

(Someone quick correct me)

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Bottom right just heard the alarm clock ring on his time bomb. Bottom left just shit his pants. Again.

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I heard that Trump did practice this look and it was modeled after Clint Eastwood.

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I seriously feel like these are characters straight outta Dick Tracy and this is the cover page of an escaped from prison edition.

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Fucking a pornstar doesn't make you one, and I'm betting that taco isn't the only one in that montage who've done that

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lemmy.ca

That one guy looks more like Zootopia (or any other CGI animated movie) than Zoolander with that eyebrow.

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k0e3reply

I can't stand it. Just like all the YouTube thumbnails.

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