And if a woman eats zero burgers during her pregnancy she will give birth to the Hamburglar. Forever trying to get the nutrients he was denied as a fetus.
I had a suite-mate in college that basically had to do this with his neck. His facial hair just kept going all the way down his neck and connected to his thick chest hair. He just picked a line when shaving and stopped.
I saw a guy once with no gap between his beard and his chest hair.
There was probably no gap from head to finger or toe.
That might’ve just been Bigfoot.
I'm reasonably sure they call themselves "bears".
It's me!
More than that, there is no gap between the hair on my head and the hair on my feet.
Your sweater looks warm ... did you mom make that?
Technically, yes.
Fun fact: if a woman eats only hamburgers through her entire pregnancy, then she will have created a human being out of hamburgers.
And if a woman eats zero burgers during her pregnancy she will give birth to the Hamburglar. Forever trying to get the nutrients he was denied as a fetus.
Why?
Now they can follow their dream of hand modelling.
Surgery prep?
To pass off the arm hair as a shirt
Could also be weird body hair patterns
You can see the hand hair growing back in
I had a suite-mate in college that basically had to do this with his neck. His facial hair just kept going all the way down his neck and connected to his thick chest hair. He just picked a line when shaving and stopped.
Needed to learn how to do a sick fade.
itches hands sympathetically
This image sounds like the DK Rap
Happy to see the transplant went well. Do all the fingers work?
Idk why but this is hilarious to me 😆
Iirc wasn't this the guy who posted to reddit like "I shaved my hands and it was a mistake what do I do"?
Me when my keys tumbled out of my breast pocket into a fire I was poking and I instinctively snatched them back out.
Nice sweater
Monchhichi!
This is me but with tan lines instead lol, from biker gloves.
hand surgery prep?
Why stop there? Keep going!
If he fists a woman it would look like a martini glass
Is there a brand new sentence community here?
Holy fucking shit my hominoid bro, someone waxed your backhand.
That's hot
Evolution worked so hard there.
That looks like a warm shirt