Spyke

Riiiiight, but first Trump will make a call to Russia, and Putin will promise never to do that again …

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TACO ain't gonna do anything but spread his cheeks at Putin's demand. Come on now...

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So how would he do this. Congress writes the legislation that legalizes sanctions. To work around this he would once again have to declare a state of emergency stating that Russia is directly impacting the U.S. foreign policy or some junk. Which... They have been bombing Ukraine for 3+ years. How is it an emergency now, but wasn't in January.

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I'm imagining the perfect caricature: Trump on all fours in front of Putin who is standing. Trump is kissing Putin's shoes while Putin pisses on his head.

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