science_memes·Science Memesbyfossilesque What goes here?View original on mander.xyz115Comments33Reply
Catoblepas piefed.blahaj.zoneI can’t even tell what I’m looking at. What a wonderful fucked up little creature.4Reply
spankinspinach sh.itjust.worksI gotta be honest I got a lot more amusement out of this post than expected. Well played OP, well played3Reply
Corkyskog sh.itjust.worksA type of Jellyfish maybe? Internet says there are few with the right number of appendages.2Reply
OpenStars piefed.socialA sick turtle? (and then what is now turtle could change to tortoise, just to mess with people's heads)2Reply
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Hello Fellow Kids
Meet my cousin Allonautilus scrobiculatus and his slimy shell.
Hm, in the House, slimy and 4 legs
Also works for pedophiles
Maybe a barnacle?
Yo momma?
One of those creepy soft shell turtles?
Or maybe a newborn turtle they hatch kinda slimy?
What about no legs no slime house?
amputee boomer with good hygiene
Coral
I was thinking maybe some type of hermit crab but too many legs
Turtle covered in algae
Armadillo!
Needs more slime.
Crunchy on the outside
Smooth on the inside
I can’t even tell what I’m looking at. What a wonderful fucked up little creature.
Maybe?
https://www.captainbrianonthewater.com/four-legged-starfish/
Two wives?
No, you're thinking of two knives.
Yeah this is pretty great 🔪🔪
I gotta be honest I got a lot more amusement out of this post than expected. Well played OP, well played
Turtle with a runny nose.
A type of Jellyfish maybe? Internet says there are few with the right number of appendages.
Hermit crabs?
Armadillo. Has house, 4 legs, does sweat ("slime"(
A sick turtle? (and then what is now turtle could change to tortoise, just to mess with people's heads)
A hagfish with prosthetic limbs & a condo?
: p
idk a scallop? a Nautilus?
The circle in on the front, near the screen or on the back near the wall?
Mollusks maybe?
So having a foot doesn't count as having a leg also?