Messed up Barbie ideas
Office Halloween theme is Barbie. Looking for messed up Barbie ideas. (Crack-whore Barbie, pregnant trailer park Barbie, etc.). Something that is funny, makes you think/say "that's just not right", but safe enough I don't get fired. Aaaaaaand go!
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ICE agent Barbie. Make sure to drag a dead puppy around with you.
this is goood
Covid Barbie. Pajama pants, slippers, business casual from the shoulder up. Accessories include hand sanitizer, a dalgona coffee, fresh baked bread, half-done knitting, and a general malaise that is the unmistakable sign of embracing nihilism.
What is dalgona?
It was a trend that had a little burst of popularity. It's a type of frappe that is popular in Korea. It's made with instant coffee, sugar, and water. Whip that until it forms silky peaks. Take a tall glass with ice, add 8 oz of milk, top with the whipped coffee mixture.
When everything shut down and supply chains were temporarily disrupted, coffee shops were closed and fresh coffee beans were at a premium. Dalgona coffee is a fancy frappe made with cheap, shelf-stable ingredients (you could substituted the milk for nut milk or powdered).
Damn that sounds delicious, thanks!
It is good, and really easy to make. Matter of fact, I could use one right now.
@[email protected] Zoom Meeting Barbie - dressed for work waist up. Still in stained PJs and slippers waist down. Hair looks good from the front, but back of her head is a rats nest.
Sovereign Citizen Barbie
Cult follower Barbie
Predatory teacher Barbie
Handmaid's Tale barbie
Mid-hazing sorority-pledge Barbie
Mar-a-lago Barbie. Use heat to melt the face into perfection.
Cronenberg Barbie
Workers' Rights Barbie. Put a Che beret on her, blue shirt and pants, and boots.
Ok maybe im getting off track
Either centaur Barbie, or "Chest buster" from the Alien franchise Barbie.
No ‘69420’ prison number? Bummer.
Could also be 90210
Handmaid Barbie
Barbie but she's in an advanced stage of drug addiction where her hair is falling out and her skin and teeth are decaying. She's also pregnant, dirty, and wearing tattered clothes.
Preganté
Starch masks?
Zombie Barbie Alien Barbie, with antennas Lizard Barbie Borg Barbie, with no arms or legs, suspended like the queen Barbie head in a glass box, Headless Barbie who is carrying her own head
Micromanaging middle management Barbie.
OF model Barbie.
In the box there's just a little laptop with some pictures. If you pay $49.99/mo, once a week you get an hour long Livestream of someone else playing with the Barbie however you tell them to.
Donkey Show Barbie
You should make a kinky Barbie!
Internet troll Barbie. I'm not sure what she'd look like, but I'm willing to hear ideas.
Futaba from Persona 5.
Crazy ex-girlfriend Barbie.
Prop knife to slash Ken’s tires, streaky mascara from crying, a bunch of photos of Ken or a necklace with “his” hair in it and make some comments about “his ugly new girlfriend, like what a downgrade”
Also Breaking Bad Barbie - Walter white hazmat gear and pretty pink Barbie makeup/wig.
Nosferatu Barbie. Blonde wig, Bill Skargard's Nosferatu face, Margot Robbie's pink cowboy outfit from The Barbie Movie.
(I might steal this idea for myself tbh)
If you're ballsy enough, Westboro Baptist church Barbie.
PDRK Dearest Leader Barbie
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