Spyke

Nice. I wish I had thought of that. It has the bonus of working with the phrase, "oink, oink, capitalist pig" too.

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Never thought I’d see that doctor who reference on here lol

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lemmy.ca

I once posted a joke on Reddit about ironing my sack to get the wrinkles out. It got upvoted pretty heavily. Is there a chance this is my fault?

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It’s funny that not only is there chance, but that your comment or someone making the same joke is the most logical source of this ridiculous bullshit making it into a search result.

Edit: just realized this is probably shopped 🤦

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lemmy.world

Wasn't there a joke on reddit about using glue on pizza that google stupid AI picked up as serious

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The skin grafts would probably be smooth after all is said and done

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quokk.au

Doing this takes balls. And it won't give them back.

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piefed.zip

To be fair, heat does cause it to hang low and stretch the skin, therefore reducing the wrinkles.

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i don't feel like playing with my scrote all day wouldn't it wrinkle back up as soon as it got cold again?

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This dude couldn't get any of his customers' balls on his website? I call shenanigans!

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huh. i wonder if they could use that as some sort of male contraceptive. i wonder if that's what got them the IRB approval to test it.

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lemmy.world

Bee sting. It works 90% of the time every-time.

Explaining why your meats is inside of a bee hive is a whole different problem.

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Now place your balls in a bowl and cover with plastic wrap. Wait ten minures for them to cool somewhat and you can rub the skin off easily with a paper towel

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In the navy I once watched a recruit try to iron his pants while he was wearing them.

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Looks like AI has the natural selection module activated.

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lemmy.world

I mean the iron would work bit it would also cook it and leave you infertile and open to potential infection

The skin there is supposed to be naturally looser because those parts need room to move

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Seems legit. | Spyke