kasklemmy·Asklemmybykingpepe8006 What is the lamest pickup line you can think of?Mine is "Are you pee? Cuz urine my heart."View original on sh.itjust.works65Comments41
PPennyRoyal sh.itjust.works1Hide 1 replyHey baby, are you a school? Coz I want to shoot kids in you48
JJankatarch replylemmy.world1Hide 1 replyAre you a homework? Because I wanna take you home, promise to do you for 2 hours, get tired in 2 minutes, and cry as my dad teaches me how to do it while yelling for 15 minutes before deciding I am hopeless.32
AllNewTypeFace leminal.space“I’ve read The Hobbit three times and I know what to do with a strap on Bilbo.”4
ooddlyqueer lemmy.ml1Hide 1 replyDamn girl are you a 16:10 display device because that ratio is visually pleasing and comfortable to hold.3
Aussiemandeus aussie.zoneYou're eyes would look great on my night stand Your skin is amazing can I wear it? You smell like my mother3
EEl_guapazo lemmy.world1Hide 1 replyDo you play Pokemon? Because I need to get a Pikachu (peek at you)2
BananaPeal sh.itjust.worksMy love for you is like a truck. Berserker! Do you want to making fuck? Berserker!1
Hey baby, are you a school? Coz I want to shoot kids in you
This is the best pickup line to get punched in the face /s 😂
Hah, is that the main character from Disco Elysium?
Yes, it's Volition.
He is indeed.
I put the STD in Stud, all I need is U.
You win 😂
Dude, you need to get some F1.
What does f1 do?
Help...
Ah thanks. I've never used f1 before
Reduce screen brightness, on mine.
Seen in a previous thread; daaamn girl, you shit out that ass?
Love this one, use it on my SO often
Are you homework? Because I want to do you on my desk.
Are you a homework? Because I wanna take you home, promise to do you for 2 hours, get tired in 2 minutes, and cry as my dad teaches me how to do it while yelling for 15 minutes before deciding I am hopeless.
About what time should I come over?
Ever heard the tale of Darth Plagueis the wise?
Sploosh
Girls don't pay bills here, sad though!
If I were a dung beetle, you’d be the prettiest pile of shit I’ve ever seen.
I don't have a library card, but do you mind if I check you out?
Fuck me if I’m wrong but I think you want to make out with me.
Hey, baby. Are you a traffic light? Because I'm getting mixed signals.
You want some fuck?
I got that bitch some blue. Bitches love blue.
“I’ve read The Hobbit three times and I know what to do with a strap on Bilbo.”
What's a place like you doing in a [them] like this?
Hi, I'm Ben Shapiro.
I'm like the twin towers the way your bush got me collapsin'.
Damn girl are you a 16:10 display device because that ratio is visually pleasing and comfortable to hold.
Goodness LOL
You're eyes would look great on my night stand
Your skin is amazing can I wear it?
You smell like my mother
Do you play Pokemon? Because I need to get a Pikachu (peek at you)
Actually include the explanation for best effect.
Want to come home and fuck?
My love for you is like a truck. Berserker! Do you want to making fuck? Berserker!
Are you urine? Cuz pee my heart
Just curious, why are you asking?