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While it is commonly believed that there is only one correct way impale a human, the author here contemplates several alternatives.

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Did You Get You Arms Replaced By 2px-wide Vertical Lines During An Argument With A Technowizard? Learn How To Dance Again In 3 Simple Steps

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We surveyed 100 cannibals to find the best (and worst) ways to skewer a man. You won't believe #5!

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The man with no arms and one leg demonstrates how he uses his itching stick.

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Disarming diagram of how to change your center of gravity through awkward posture.

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The Roman’s utilized pole arms extensively in military exercises. The figures below illustrate use for the squat position.

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For real though, the left one is 100% how Trump stands. I’m not even kidding. The dude has his aides set a little wedge behind the lectern, to lift his toes and make him look like he’s standing upright.

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  1. Trump always stands like this in public to show that he is ready to take Putin's dick.
  2. Putin's dick makes Trump arch his back.
  3. Trump loves to sit on Putin's dick.
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