ie, it's cool with women's dicks inside his coffee.
Which I strongly hate, not because of the dick part. but because I like my coffee hot and I do not want to give people 3rd degree burns in their genitals
Jesus, talking to me at the pearly gates: "so you know that one joke about human trafficking by sniggleboots? Yeah man you caught for WAY too long, sorry pal. Eternal damnation it is for you."
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Without another man's dick in it π
I didn't realise you had to specify this when ordering.
Its what made Starbucks standout back in 2003. Surprising people forgot. ^/s^
Missed opportunity to brand it Starcucks
I'll have the cuckaccino with extra milk
with extra
milkmilfDon't knock it until you've tried it!
Hmm
Which man's dick do you prefer in your coffee?
My own honestly, I like the burning sensation
CAFFEINE IS ABSORBED FASTEST THROUGH THE GLANS ASK ME HOW I KNOW
If I do, can I get a different barista for my order?
You don't just slurp it up with your urethra?
Like an elephant. Up the urethra, then squirted into the mouth.
welcome to 2025, not only men have dicks.
To be fair, OP did specify man dick
ie, it's cool with women's dicks inside his coffee.
Which I strongly hate, not because of the dick part. but because I like my coffee hot and I do not want to give people 3rd degree burns in their genitals
What are you, the police? Let women burn their dick in cofee if they want to!
Up my butt?
Interesting...
Can i get mine to go?
Had to update my preferences.
I'm just struck by those incredible blue eyes
where even am I
A curling gif? In the wild? Yay!
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Shipped from Colombia in a burlap sack.
Jesus, talking to me at the pearly gates: "so you know that one joke about human trafficking by sniggleboots? Yeah man you caught for WAY too long, sorry pal. Eternal damnation it is for you."
Is there a joke I don't get or is the joke that we are supposed to make our own jokes?
ground up and in the freezer
Weak
I took it as 'i don't like it.'
"Black, Bitter, preferably Fair Trade" - Dr. Krieger
Hot, bitter, and with little to no pubic hair.
little?
Look its three conditions, that's a lot yo ask, and you need to have some slack somewhere.
Microwaved because I forgot about them?
Imported from a developing country in a burlap sack
Ground up and in the freezer for freshness?
Are we still talking about coffee? π€
I don't like coffee
I don't like women
Dark and bitter?
Roasted, ground to a powder, and submerged 1-3 days in cold water?
With a spoon in them.
Alternatively...
Irish.
Alcoholic.
Sundray already said that.
Acidic, full-bodied, pre-infused, and a little nutty.
In my lap?
Ground up and in my freezer?
Dark and bitter?
Cheap and thin?
Cheap and tasteless?
White and sweet?
Full bodied and hot?
Flat and white
Decaffeinated
With whipped cream on top
Single origin
With pumps of brown sugar
Warm....
Girl idk I think I'm just ordering.
Old and cold, but the only choice you had in the late-night gas station.
Strong and bitter.
Cold and moldy?
Cheap and prepared by slaves?
I prefer to grind my woman rough
Cheap and sour?
OP are you italian
Half tbh...
https://youtu.be/tzQuuoKXVq0?t=3m37s
Don't?
...drunk?
Full of whiskey.
You donβt like coffee, right?
I bet gay men who don't like coffee love that joke.
Cold and bitter
Restricted (ristretto).
Very very short.
black and sweet
Grounded up in a bag on the back of a donkey.
Oily and weird? (Starbucks olive oil coffee drink reference)
Bitter and Rancid
I like my movies like I like my women.
A tight ninety.
With their own dentures?
Is this from something? Because itβs brilliant
Hot, strong and sweet like toffee
Heaten 2 min in the microwave.
wet and in my mouth?
Wet
Created by deleter
HOT STRONG AND SWEET LIKE TOFFEE OHH
rigged at 2d platformers, literally 2025, parkzer D:
Eww
Boomer joke moment