Spyke

I blame lettuce. It almost never adds anything to the experience, and when combined with ketchup, mayo, etc it creates a smooth surface to make the other fillings shoot out when you bite into it.

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Catoblepasreply
piefed.blahaj.zone

IME that’s the exception rather than the rule, and usually it’s just tasteless limp water 😔

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fedia.io

i raise you shredded cabbage

although shredded lettuce sounds pretty good too.

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lemmy.world

I hate leaving the skewer in a burger but I feel like I have no choice because otherwise this happens

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First panel reminds me of all the burger commercials. The side facing her must just look like 2 buns cus all the stuff’s over here.

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See this is what I said on that femcels post: I hold those buns firm so I get all that juicy goodness all up in my face ✋😌👌

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i'd say burgers should be wider, not higher

but then they'd have a lower filling to bread ration and i don't like that.

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JayDeereply
lemmy.sdf.org

Also the idea is that each bite should have all the ingredients, so the limiting factor really just is "how many different things can we fit into an open mouth's height?" Which makes it harder. I am for using thinner, higher-quality patties as a solution, but people wouldn't like that as much as a solution.

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Taalnazireply
lemmy.world

I actually want less juice, it'd stain clothes too easily.

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