Oh, I remember the time when we still had goal posts to move around.

Also, the Epstein list that definitely doesn't exist and may have had his name planted on it also says that Bill Clinton visited the island 28 times, and you can trust that number because he read it on the list which doesn't exist and if it does exist you can't trust what it says.

I never went to the island, and Bill Clinton went there supposedly 28 times

My brain hurts!

In the words of Mr. miyagi " lie become truth only if people want to believe it"

Oh... the cat's eaten it

Next Up:

"We don't need to publish the files because Ghislaine testified the names of all the people I don't like."

Re last one … they wanted to be models and make money, and Epstein made it happen… so they deserved being abused?

We already know how the last one is gonna go. "If they didn't want to get raped they shouldn't be dressing so suggestively"

"I thought the kids were all in college" or "I thought they were dolls"

And if i did, it was in my official capacity as president, so I'm allowed to do it.

Oooh, Oooh! Let me guess the last two!

Umm, something along the lines of "it was locker room talk." As in, "any guy in my position would have done the same."

And for the last one... "They were asking for it!" Like they don't think of the children as children, think of them as non-humans who were begging to be-

Ugh, this bit is too gross to continue.

And if it was, I didn’t mean it.
???

I tripped and my egg-shaped penis accidentally went into her vagina. 137 times.

Last 10 years have really shown us how trash this country is, haven't they?

Americans aren't very smart. Americans are pretty weak.

Sad. But true.

He has unfortunately systematically gotten rid of them through his two terms

It's just a giant child sex trafficking ring you shouldn't take politics so seriously

Well, I'd like to be surprised that POTUS was visiting a rape island, but having observed Trump for nearly a decade it's entirely predictable that he would do that given the opportunity.

I think you could sort the members and supporters of his regime broadly into 3 categories:

• there's the MAGA people who are on board because they're sick of the wokerati telling them what to do. They're not really "engaged" with the politics. These are the "leopards ate my face" types.
• there's the apathetic conservatives who are trying not to look too closely, don't necessarily like Trump, but support conservative policies and aren't going to oppose him.
• then there's the active supporters like the FBI agents reviewing the files or republicans voting not to release them. They're complicit for their own benefit.

I just fucked some child and then, believe it or not, i was suddenly on the list. I barely even knew that Jeffrey guy

That’s because Trump rapes children.

They do have a lot in common, I'm told

They don't exist.
Okay they exist, but I'm not in them.
√Okay I'm in them but it's a forgery.
So what if I'm really in them?
Anyone who isn't in them an enemy of the state.

...and boys?

MAGA still believes MILLIONS of votes for Biden were from migrants bused in from Mexico.

If you took all the busses in the entirety of the USA, and used them at once, you could, at most, be able to transport 800,000 people.

And that's if all the busses in the US were doing it at once. Something that would certainly be noticed.

MAGA are just dilusional. Unfortunately, nothing based in reality can change that.

The fucking Biden crackheads of course! With the help of Muslim Obamas Kenyan relatives. Lock em up!

Unfortunately, it is. Gotta find out who Trump is trying to fuck or kill so that we can make big enough of a stink to protect them.

Yup.

I haven't even watched Trump speak since, I dunno, maybe 2019. It was around that time I realized there was literally no value in listening to anything that comes out of his mouth, on any medium.

He's a felon rapist thief traitor that must be stopped. Nothing else matters, certainly not anything he says.

Don’t you just hate when you’re maliciously added to a giant scandal that you had nothing to do with? It’s always the ones that were perpetrated by a man that you knew for 15 years that described you as his only friend and that introduced you to your current wife.

Happens to me all the time too.

They will say that Biden had those files for 4 years. Anything could have happened.

MAGA literally cannot see that Trump is in the files. It's fucking mental gymnastics all day.

We don’t, because we know he lies. Conservatives, however, are very well known for being incredibly gullible.

They’ll 100% eat this up for sure.

They’ll 100% eat up anything that comes out of him.

This must be very close to how proscriptions were carried out in imperial Rome under emperors like Nero or Commodus.

He'll just use the word "hoax" over and over.

Whole lotta dipshits in that party think that Russia is a "hoax". Weird how a lot of people went to prison over a "hoax". But we aren't talking about a party known for having rocket surgeons in their base...and their thought leaders are really good at saying things like "Russia Russia Russia" like their dear leader to reprogram the meat bags in their base.

Oh man. Kinda triggered by this.

In my early 20s, (20 years ago) I became entangled with my first girlfriend. It was awful, but I somehow believed that relationships were about "making it work" which I interpreted to mean coping with whatever abuse.

She was a compulsive liar. I'd never encountered anything like that before.

I remember thinking that her lies were my fault because I'd asked her about something that she didn't want to tell the truth about. Wow, that was a trip.

Stupid bastards.

Unfortunately not a rhetorical question.

Felon ‘Dophile Traitor

It's America. Felon rapists are so hot right now.