Nine times out of ten it's an electric razor, but every once in a while it's a dildo. Of course it's company policy never to imply ownership. In the event of a dildo, always use the indefinite article “a” dildo, never “your” dildo.
How about you get stopped by a cop. And you have a dildo in your car. But you are afraid that they might see it and think that you have cut off someone's cock and are keeping it as a some sort of trophy. But with the sign on your car, no worries, because you have already warned them that you have a dildo in your car.
Officer, I inform you that i own a dildo and a concealed carry license for a dildo.
Where is it located?
It's up my ass, sir.
I'm gonna ask you to present it.
Pardon?
Sir, please get out of your vehicle...now slowly pull down your pants...slowly...ahh.. Now put your hands on the hood and spread your legs. Thaaats riiight...
I usually ease it out of my ass before the cop gets up to my window. I want them to know I have one in the car but prefer not to have to remove it in front of them
A dangerous scenario. They will find you all exhausted and creampied in three places, and the officer will tell the judge something like "he was reaching out for a dildo!"
Police britality!
Presumably a reference to the town, or more specifically the road sign for it.
It's a street sign for the town in Newfoundland.
Are we looking at the same picture? That's clearly a sticker on a car.
edit: Better image source.
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Nine times out of ten it's an electric razor, but every once in a while it's a dildo. Of course it's company policy never to imply ownership. In the event of a dildo, always use the indefinite article “a” dildo, never “your” dildo.
Came here to drop some obscure Newfoundland knowledge and somehow 2/3 of the comments already beat me to it.
No cops pull them over for not having a license plate because they don't want to walk up and be pointed out as a dildo.
THIS is exactly what I thought it meant.
Cops hate this one trick
It means the dildo is on the left.
It saves the trouble of having to walk all the way around the car!
Anyone going faster than them is a dildo apparently.
That's an interesting take. You're probably correct.
According to the code, emergency dildo location must be clearly marked. I don't see anything wrong.
How about you get stopped by a cop. And you have a dildo in your car. But you are afraid that they might see it and think that you have cut off someone's cock and are keeping it as a some sort of trophy. But with the sign on your car, no worries, because you have already warned them that you have a dildo in your car.
Here we go, I'm writing smut.
I usually ease it out of my ass before the cop gets up to my window. I want them to know I have one in the car but prefer not to have to remove it in front of them
A dangerous scenario. They will find you all exhausted and creampied in three places, and the officer will tell the judge something like "he was reaching out for a dildo!"
Police britality!
Anyone that’s in the left lane beside them is a ^
I get irrationally annoyed when I see cars without license plates. I can't help but think the dildo is inside the car.
The fuel cap?
Extremely old South Park reference?