I managed to save up with my wife by living with my parents. We bought a house in foreclosure from the 2008 crash. Otherwise we never would've been able to do it.
Millennial home owner, but my house is tiny and shitty. Oh and I prob would've paid a lot more without a familial connection (no, not my parents and I still paid over 300k yay).
I'm 38, still have hair and no mortgage (I'm renting, no money for a house). I do have 3 cats, am divorced and can't work anymore after getting PTSD in the navy. I survived several financial recessions / crisis, several middle Eastern wars, covid, I saw 9/11 and several other terrorist attacks in Europe happen, I'm seeing how a Jewish nation has turned into full scale nazis, and am now watching how World War 3 is being initiated by the generation who were taught by their parents they would have to do everything in their power to prevent anything like World War 2 happen ever again.
No, but it's common for Poppers to be labeled as "VCR Cleaner". Poppers if you didn't know can cause your sphincter muscle to relax, making insertion easier.
If the cleaning liquid wasn't pure isopropyl alcohol, like all the cleaners I got my hand on. Those actually cleaned stuff too, if you couldn't disassemble your player.
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Lies. Millennials don’t have mortgages because they can’t afford homes.
Username only checks out under a very sarcastic lens
Can confirm, username is satirical.
I thought as much, but I can never be sure on Lemmy.
There's some crazy bastards out here in the wild west of the world wide web.
I managed to save up with my wife by living with my parents. We bought a house in foreclosure from the 2008 crash. Otherwise we never would've been able to do it.
Millennial home owner, but my house is tiny and shitty. Oh and I prob would've paid a lot more without a familial connection (no, not my parents and I still paid over 300k yay).
Are millennials familiar with VHS?
Yes. At least older ones. My family got our first DVD player when I was in highschool.
I feel seen.
I’m not bald!
Pretty bold assumption that nobody else can read.
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wtf i'm 22
I do, and none of those apply. So far.
I FEEL PERSONALLY ATTACKED.
How's your back pain?
Not great haha
I have a beautiful head of hair, you sexist bastard.
A Mortgage? They must think we're idiots.
I'm mid twenties, I know what it is. What do I win?
A kiss from me. Another person in their mid 20s
Hot dang! From the Wizard Pope themselves! #jealous
A magical smooch that heals all ailments.
Shall I bring the amyl nitrates for after the kiss?
I accept
Oi! I'm 29 and definitely don't have a mortgage. No don't look at my hairline, it'll stay that way forever and not receed a millimetre further!
Me to my hairline: Stop right there, criminal scum!
I was so happy my hairline didn't recede. Until I found that bald patch on the back of my head!
Ha, I'm still in my thirties, still have hair and my mortgage has been paid off
Lies! No one can afford anything ever!
Haha, got ya! I know what it is, and I'm in my fifties!
I'm 38, still have hair and no mortgage (I'm renting, no money for a house). I do have 3 cats, am divorced and can't work anymore after getting PTSD in the navy. I survived several financial recessions / crisis, several middle Eastern wars, covid, I saw 9/11 and several other terrorist attacks in Europe happen, I'm seeing how a Jewish nation has turned into full scale nazis, and am now watching how World War 3 is being initiated by the generation who were taught by their parents they would have to do everything in their power to prevent anything like World War 2 happen ever again.
Sir, this is a Wendy's
I... Don't have a mortgage...
VCR cleaner is also used for some butt stuff, the more you know.
You mean that little bottle of cleaning solution. Like some would shove it up their ass?
No, but it's common for Poppers to be labeled as "VCR Cleaner". Poppers if you didn't know can cause your sphincter muscle to relax, making insertion easier.
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Poppers
If the cleaning liquid wasn't pure isopropyl alcohol, like all the cleaners I got my hand on. Those actually cleaned stuff too, if you couldn't disassemble your player.
What's a mortgage??
Isn't this more of a being 50 thing?
One out of three. I kept my hair and I rent in this lunatic market.
These things were terrible at cleaning my head.
Hah, joke is on you. I'm balding and I've paid off my mortgage.
I wish
A product whose sole purpose was to extract money from consumers. Didn’t clean worth a damn, but also rarely fucked up your VCR.
As a bald male homeowner who just turned 40...fuck.
Edit: I'm bald by my own decision. My genetics made the first move but I flanked it and showed it whose boss.
Well i see some amyl nitrate...the other boxy thing is unfamiliar to me
The other boxy thing is a black ribbon dispenser to hog tie the guy's hands.
I'm neither Bald, nor do I have a mortgage or in my 40s. But I do know how to clean my VHS deck, thank you very much.
Probably?
Like we can afford a home
Balding thank you very much!
If you think that you're probably an out of touch zoomer imagining the world in the 80's was in 4:3.
Although to be fair I have zero recollection of the 80's. You may guess reasons if you wish. I was there though. And have my hair.
Jokes on you, I'm 32, full head of hair, and don't have a mortgage because I'm poor.
:( the American lie ruined me.
Ahhh my first attempt at getting high, it's good to see you old friend.
Accurate.
Balding thank you very much. Also I don't have a mortgage.
I feel personally attacked.