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Hofmaimaier feddit.org4Hide 4 replies⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡿⣿⢛⡛⠿⠛⠿⢿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿. ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡿⠟⡉⣡⡖⠘⢗⣀⣀⡀⢢⣐⣤⣉⠻⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿. ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡿⠉⣠⣲⣾⡭⣀⢟⣩⣶⣶⡦⠈⣿⣿⣿⣷⣖⠍⠻⣿⣿⣿⣿. ⣿⣿⣿⣿⡛⢀⠚⢩⠍⠀⠀⠡⠾⠿⣋⡥⠀⣤⠈⢷⠹⣿⣎⢳⣶⡘⣿⣿⣿. ⣿⣿⣿⡏⢀⡤⠉⠀⠀⠀⣴⠆⠠⠾⠋⠁⣼⡿⢰⣸⣇⢿⣿⡎⣿⡷⢸⣿⣿. ⣿⣿⣿⠀⢸⢧⠁⠀⠀⢸⠇⢐⣂⣠⡴⠶⣮⢡⣿⢃⡟⡘⣿⣿⢸⣷⡀⣿⣿. ⣿⣿⣯⢀⡏⡾⢠⣿⣶⠏⣦⢀⠈⠉⡙⢻⡏⣾⡏⣼⠇⢳⣿⡇⣼⡿⡁⣿⣿. ⣿⣿⣿⠈⡇⡇⡘⢏⡃⠀⢿⣶⣾⣷⣿⣿⣿⡘⡸⠇⠌⣾⢏⡼⣿⠇⠀⢻⣿. ⣿⣿⣿⡀⠀⢇⠃⢢⡙⣜⣾⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣧⣦⣄⡚⣡⡾⣣⠏⠀⠀⢀⣿. ⣿⣿⣿⣷⡀⡀⠃⠸⣧⠘⢿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣻⣿⣿⣿⣿⠃⠘⠁⢈⣤⡀⣬⣿. ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣇⣅⠀⠀⠸⠀⣦⡙⢿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡿⠃⢀⣴⣿⣿⣿⣷⣿⣿. ⣿⣿⡿⢛⣉⣉⣀⡀⠀⢸⣿⣿⣷⣬⣛⠛⢛⣩⣵⣶⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿. ⣿⢋⣴⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣦⣬⣛⣻⠿⢿⣿⡇⠈⠙⢛⣛⣩⣭⣭⣝⡛⢿⣿⣿⣿. ⡇⣼⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡿⡹⢿⣿⣽⣭⣭⣭⣄⣙⠻⢿⣿⡿⣝⣛⣛⡻⢆⠙⠿⣿. ⢥⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⢇⣴⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡿⣿⣿⣿⣷⣌⢻⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣷⣶⣌. ⡆⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡟⣸⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣄⣸⣿⣿⣿⣿⣦⢻⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿. ⣿⠸⣿⣿⣿⣿⡇⢿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⢸⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿. ⣿⣄⢻⣿⣿⣿⣿⡸⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠟⠸⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿. ⣿⣿⠈⣿⣿⣿⣿⣷⢙⠿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠿⣟⣩⣴⣷⣌⠻⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿. ⣿⣿⣆⢻⣿⣿⣿⣿⡇⣷⣶⣭⣭⣭⣵⣶⣾⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣷⣌⠹⢿⣿⡿. ⣿⣿⣿⡚⣿⣿⣿⣿⡇⢹⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣯⢀⣤⣶. ⣿⣿⣿⡇⢻⣿⣿⣿⡇⠘⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿. Have fun! ⣿⣿⡇⢩⠘⣴⣿⣥⣤⢦⢁⠄⠉⡄⡇⠛⠛⠛⢛⣭⣾⣿⣿⡏. ⣿⣿⣿⡇⠹⢇⡹⣿⣿⣛⣓⣿⡿⠞⠑⣱⠄⢀⣴⣿⣿⣿⣿⡟ ⣿⣿⣿⣧⣸⡄⣿⣪⡻⣿⠿⠋⠄⠄⣀⣀⢡⣿⣿⣿⣿⡿⠋ ⠘⣿⣿⣿⣿⣷⣭⣓⡽⡆⡄⢀⣤⣾⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡿⠋ ⠄⢨⡻⡇⣿⢿⣿⣿⣭⡶⣿⣿⣿⣜⢿⡇⡿⠟⠉ ⠄⠸⣷⡅⣫⣾⣿⣿⣿⣷⣙⢿⣿⣿⣷⣦⣚⡀ ⠄⠄⢉⣾⡟⠙⠶⠖⠈⢻⣿⣷⣅⢻⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣶⣶⡆⠄⣤⡀ ⠄⢠⣿⣿⣧⣀⣀⣀⣀⣼⣿⣿⣿⡎⢿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣇⠄⠈⠁ ⠄⢸⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⢇⣎⢿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣶⣶ ⠄⠄⠻⢿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⢟⣫⣾⣿⣷⡹⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡟ ⠄⠄⠄⠄⢮⣭⣍⡭⣭⡵⣾⣿⣿⣿⡎⣿⣿⣌⠻⠿⠿⠿⠟⠋ ⠄⠄⠄⠄⠈⠻⣿⣿⣿⣿⣹⣿⣿⣿⡇⣿⣿⡿ ⠄⠄⣀⣴⣾⣶⡞⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣾⣿⡿ If you're in trouble make it double!32Reply
NNythos replysh.itjust.works1Hide 1 replyYou can just search “thing” ascii art and there’ll be websites for it4Reply
BootyEnthusiast lemmy.dbzer0.com8Hide 8 repliesSo when dudes go out it's called "prowling for pussy" What's the female equivalent? "Driving for dick?"18Reply
hhemko replylemmy.dbzer0.com1Hide 1 replyRunning for rod. Riding for red fella. Limping for little Alex. Flying for flesh flute.10Reply
altkey (he\him) replylemmy.dbzer0.comJumping for Johnson Shambling for shaft Bladerunning for blossom Steamrolling for staff7Reply
aandros_rex replylemmy.world“Cruising” is a term historically reserved for less heterosexual affairs…1Reply
YYappyMonotheist replylemmy.world"Creating a Tinder account with no pictures nor bio and waiting for your tea to cool down a bit." 😅4Reply
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Lena replygregtech.eu1Hide 1 replyYou can't stop me >:3 2x the estrogen means 2x faster girlification, right??3Reply
Lord Wiggle lemmy.worldI recently got a relationship. But don't think I have complete access to boobs, she lives 2100km away, so only some weeks access :(2Reply
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Modern medicine allows you to grow boobs if you like
Also to remove them if you don't want them
Can we have the two crowds get together?
Modern Medicine or the McDonalds Menu?
De as in the slang for "the." If anyone sues.
cat named boobs:
acceptable.
⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡿⣿⢛⡛⠿⠛⠿⢿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿.
⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡿⠟⡉⣡⡖⠘⢗⣀⣀⡀⢢⣐⣤⣉⠻⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿.
⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡿⠉⣠⣲⣾⡭⣀⢟⣩⣶⣶⡦⠈⣿⣿⣿⣷⣖⠍⠻⣿⣿⣿⣿.
⣿⣿⣿⣿⡛⢀⠚⢩⠍⠀⠀⠡⠾⠿⣋⡥⠀⣤⠈⢷⠹⣿⣎⢳⣶⡘⣿⣿⣿.
⣿⣿⣿⡏⢀⡤⠉⠀⠀⠀⣴⠆⠠⠾⠋⠁⣼⡿⢰⣸⣇⢿⣿⡎⣿⡷⢸⣿⣿.
⣿⣿⣿⠀⢸⢧⠁⠀⠀⢸⠇⢐⣂⣠⡴⠶⣮⢡⣿⢃⡟⡘⣿⣿⢸⣷⡀⣿⣿.
⣿⣿⣯⢀⡏⡾⢠⣿⣶⠏⣦⢀⠈⠉⡙⢻⡏⣾⡏⣼⠇⢳⣿⡇⣼⡿⡁⣿⣿.
⣿⣿⣿⠈⡇⡇⡘⢏⡃⠀⢿⣶⣾⣷⣿⣿⣿⡘⡸⠇⠌⣾⢏⡼⣿⠇⠀⢻⣿.
⣿⣿⣿⡀⠀⢇⠃⢢⡙⣜⣾⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣧⣦⣄⡚⣡⡾⣣⠏⠀⠀⢀⣿.
⣿⣿⣿⣷⡀⡀⠃⠸⣧⠘⢿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣻⣿⣿⣿⣿⠃⠘⠁⢈⣤⡀⣬⣿.
⣿⣿⣿⣿⣇⣅⠀⠀⠸⠀⣦⡙⢿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡿⠃⢀⣴⣿⣿⣿⣷⣿⣿.
⣿⣿⡿⢛⣉⣉⣀⡀⠀⢸⣿⣿⣷⣬⣛⠛⢛⣩⣵⣶⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿.
⣿⢋⣴⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣦⣬⣛⣻⠿⢿⣿⡇⠈⠙⢛⣛⣩⣭⣭⣝⡛⢿⣿⣿⣿.
⡇⣼⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡿⡹⢿⣿⣽⣭⣭⣭⣄⣙⠻⢿⣿⡿⣝⣛⣛⡻⢆⠙⠿⣿.
⢥⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⢇⣴⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡿⣿⣿⣿⣷⣌⢻⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣷⣶⣌.
⡆⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡟⣸⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣄⣸⣿⣿⣿⣿⣦⢻⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿.
⣿⠸⣿⣿⣿⣿⡇⢿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⢸⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿.
⣿⣄⢻⣿⣿⣿⣿⡸⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠟⠸⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿.
⣿⣿⠈⣿⣿⣿⣿⣷⢙⠿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠿⣟⣩⣴⣷⣌⠻⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿.
⣿⣿⣆⢻⣿⣿⣿⣿⡇⣷⣶⣭⣭⣭⣵⣶⣾⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣷⣌⠹⢿⣿⡿.
⣿⣿⣿⡚⣿⣿⣿⣿⡇⢹⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣯⢀⣤⣶.
⣿⣿⣿⡇⢻⣿⣿⣿⡇⠘⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿.
Have fun!
⣿⣿⡇⢩⠘⣴⣿⣥⣤⢦⢁⠄⠉⡄⡇⠛⠛⠛⢛⣭⣾⣿⣿⡏.
⣿⣿⣿⡇⠹⢇⡹⣿⣿⣛⣓⣿⡿⠞⠑⣱⠄⢀⣴⣿⣿⣿⣿⡟
⣿⣿⣿⣧⣸⡄⣿⣪⡻⣿⠿⠋⠄⠄⣀⣀⢡⣿⣿⣿⣿⡿⠋
⠘⣿⣿⣿⣿⣷⣭⣓⡽⡆⡄⢀⣤⣾⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡿⠋
⠄⢨⡻⡇⣿⢿⣿⣿⣭⡶⣿⣿⣿⣜⢿⡇⡿⠟⠉
⠄⠸⣷⡅⣫⣾⣿⣿⣿⣷⣙⢿⣿⣿⣷⣦⣚⡀
⠄⠄⢉⣾⡟⠙⠶⠖⠈⢻⣿⣷⣅⢻⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣶⣶⡆⠄⣤⡀
⠄⢠⣿⣿⣧⣀⣀⣀⣀⣼⣿⣿⣿⡎⢿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣇⠄⠈⠁
⠄⢸⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⢇⣎⢿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣶⣶
⠄⠄⠻⢿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⢟⣫⣾⣿⣷⡹⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡟
⠄⠄⠄⠄⢮⣭⣍⡭⣭⡵⣾⣿⣿⣿⡎⣿⣿⣌⠻⠿⠿⠿⠟⠋
⠄⠄⠄⠄⠈⠻⣿⣿⣿⣿⣹⣿⣿⣿⡇⣿⣿⡿
⠄⠄⣀⣴⣾⣶⡞⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣾⣿⡿
If you're in trouble make it double!
Ok now tell me where'd u get that from?
You can just search “thing” ascii art and there’ll be websites for it
You liar
ASCII(NSFW)
So when dudes go out it's called "prowling for pussy"
What's the female equivalent? "Driving for dick?"
Running for rod.
Riding for red fella.
Limping for little Alex.
Flying for flesh flute.
Jumping for Johnson
Shambling for shaft
Bladerunning for blossom
Steamrolling for staff
“Cruising” is a term historically reserved for less heterosexual affairs…
"talking to a man in a 10 meter range"
"Creating a Tinder account with no pictures nor bio and waiting for your tea to cool down a bit." 😅
Skulking for schlong
Fly fishing
Amazon carries boobs, 2 day delivery. Now you can lay in the grass and touch boobs.
here, take this:
hands OP estrogen
I'd love to grow some...
💊💊💊💊💊💊💊💊💊💊💊💊💊💊💊💊💊💊💊💊💊💊💊
take that E
Woagh... that's a lot of E
Also, username checks out
don't take them all in one day!!!!!!
You can't stop me >:3
2x the estrogen means 2x faster girlification, right??
Nooo, you'll turn into multiple girl by girlsmosis
to have boobs or to touch
bushes & trees
I recently got a relationship. But don't think I have complete access to boobs, she lives 2100km away, so only some weeks access :(
Dearest Gaia, bring out your beauties; we got a hankerin to frolic