science_memes·Science Memesbyfossilesque it's just scienceView original on mander.xyz707Comments40Reply
EEphera lemmy.ml7Hide 7 repliesOn a definitely related note, I've recently been thinking it's wild how we build foot paths out of rocks and then put on rubber socks for actually walking on them. In other words, asphalt is a scam by Big Foot to sell more shoes.25Reply
sbeak replysopuli.xyz6Hide 6 repliesImagine if all roads were made of soft squishy stuff like rubber or carpet…one can only dream…5Reply
xxylol replyleminal.spaceJust go to Vegas and walk through the casinos now imagine them even less maintained1Reply
LLuckyJones replylemmy.world1Hide 1 replyShh! Not so loud. You'll spook the neighbours. They're made out of meat5Reply
RubberElectrons replylemmy.worldMy favorite version: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T6JFTmQCFHg4Reply
Rivalarrival replylemmy.todayMaybe we're a carbon based intelligence that just goes through a meat phase.3Reply
vaultdweller013 replysh.itjust.worksStatement: While the majority of Lemmy may consist of subpar meat bags that does not mean all are meat bags.1Reply
moosetwin lemmy.dbzer0.com3Hide 3 repliesif you turn the inside of a hotdog into feces it's not a hotdog anymore, this is my hot take8Reply
Jo Miran replylemmy.mlIt only stops being a hot dog when it comes out of your ass as it is no longer encased.7Reply
LLOGIC💣 replylemmy.world1Hide 1 replyBut by that logic, a human centipede wouldn't be a string of hot dogs.2Reply
SScott_of_the_Arctic replylemmy.worldI don't know if they're dogs, but they're definitely hot. 3===\\\\'=> 3=\\\\'===> 3===\\\\'=> -.1Reply
KKorhaka sopuli.xyz2Hide 2 repliesSurely you become the sausage, not the hot dog? Unless you lay in a long bread roll as well?7Reply
Frenchfryenjoyer (she/her) lemmings.worldthis is like some wacky epiphany I'd have while absolutely zooted lmao I love it 😂1Reply
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You are what you eat.
On a definitely related note, I've recently been thinking it's wild how we build foot paths out of rocks and then put on rubber socks for actually walking on them.
In other words, asphalt is a scam by Big Foot to sell more shoes.
Imagine if all roads were made of soft squishy stuff like rubber or carpet…one can only dream…
That sounds fucking disgusting
no, roads would be soft and nice!
And full of dog shit.
uh oh.
worldwide astroturf
Just go to Vegas and walk through the casinos now imagine them even less maintained
The rest of the animal isn’t around a hot dog casing.
The real hot dog was the hot dog we made along the way
Negative, i am haggis
I am a meat popsicle.
We’re made out of meat?
I thought we were ugly bags of mostly water.
Both correct.
Also, there are four lights.
There's a fifth, but
Shh! Not so loud. You'll spook the neighbours.
They're made out of meat
My favorite version: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T6JFTmQCFHg
Maybe we're a carbon based intelligence that just goes through a meat phase.
Statement: While the majority of Lemmy may consist of subpar meat bags that does not mean all are meat bags.
if you turn the inside of a hotdog into feces it's not a hotdog anymore, this is my hot take
It only stops being a hot dog when it comes out of your ass as it is no longer encased.
But by that logic, a human centipede wouldn't be a string of hot dogs.
I don't know if they're dogs, but they're definitely hot. 3===\\\\'=>
3=\\\\'===>
3===\\\\'=> -.
Surely you become the sausage, not the hot dog? Unless you lay in a long bread roll as well?
What else is there to do for fun??
I lay in your mom’s yeast roll
We are all hot dogs on this blessed day. 🙌
Speak for yourself
a hotdog isn't just a sausage, but we might consider ourselves sausages tho
It’s hotdogs all the way down
Not all hotdogs have casings
Oh hotdog, you completo me.
Does this mean a hotdog is positevely invariant?
Yes I’m a hot dawg for sure.
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Sausage in - sausage out
this is like some wacky epiphany I'd have while absolutely zooted lmao I love it 😂