SSatansMaggotyCumFart piefed.world8Hide 8 repliesTouch pigskin while wearing clothes made of mixed fibre and eat crab while being sodomized. I call it the sunday special.77Reply
FFerretyFever0 replyfedia.io1Hide 1 replyThank you for your expertise in this matter, Mr. SatansMaggotyCumFart.29Reply
HHexadecimalSky replylemmy.world4Hide 4 repliesOld footballs used to be made from pig skin, so just play an old game of football with crab cake as snacks a little pre-game sodomy maybe some after game swing party complete with mixed fabric jerseys, make sunday game day real fun20Reply
Match!! replypawb.social2Hide 2 repliesnow where am i gonna find a gay rubgy club in bottoming distance?21Reply
FFerretyFever0 replyfedia.io1Hide 1 replyProbably Birmingham, England. Source: the depths of my ass.20Reply
NOT_RICK lemmy.world1Hide 1 replyTell me where in the Bible it says I can’t blaze it. God shows up as a burning bush for fuck’s sake!45Reply
NNoForwardslashS replysopuli.xyzOnly God can blaze it. If you are devout, God my bless you with second hand toke.13Reply
kittenzrulz123 lemmy.blahaj.zone3Hide 3 repliesEat a cheeseburger, blow a joint, and then have Sesbian lex25Reply
Walk_blesseD replypiefed.blahaj.zone2Hide 2 repliesJoint first. I genuinely love the sensation of food going down the oesophagus when I'm stoned.15Reply
ffunkless_eck replysh.itjust.workswhen I'm high and eat a dessert I'm like "I have never been so happy"11Reply
TTwoBeeSan lemmy.world2Hide 2 repliesGod told me to eat your ass like groceries. Nvm it was Satan.21Reply
cchaogomu replylemmy.world1Hide 1 replySatan of the old testament is actually pretty chill. It's God who's the maniac.13Reply
TotallynotJessica replylemmy.blahaj.zoneThe adversary clocking in and clocking out as the boss murders innocent children after hardening some monarch's heart7Reply
FFerretyFever0 fedia.io1Hide 1 replyI would like to recommend bearing false witness, absolutely worth it. Also, heroin.15Reply
froufox lemmy.blahaj.zonedaily reminder that "sodom sin" is actually sexual offense. have hot gay sex without feeling guilty, christians!14Reply
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Touch pigskin while wearing clothes made of mixed fibre and eat crab while being sodomized.
I call it the sunday special.
Thank you for your expertise in this matter, Mr. SatansMaggotyCumFart.
I for one am glad to see the legend return
Old footballs used to be made from pig skin, so just play an old game of football with crab cake as snacks a little pre-game sodomy maybe some after game swing party complete with mixed fabric jerseys, make sunday game day real fun
now where am i gonna find a gay rubgy club in bottoming distance?
Probably Birmingham, England. Source: the depths of my ass.
that is an authoritative source
The Massachusetts special
Damn new date night just dropped.
Tell me where in the Bible it says I can’t blaze it. God shows up as a burning bush for fuck’s sake!
Only God can blaze it. If you are devout, God my bless you with second hand toke.
Eat a cheeseburger, blow a joint, and then have Sesbian lex
Joint first. I genuinely love the sensation of food going down the oesophagus when I'm stoned.
I didn't say it had to be in that specific order :3
when I'm high and eat a dessert I'm like "I have never been so happy"
God told me to eat your ass like groceries. Nvm it was Satan.
Satan of the old testament is actually pretty chill. It's God who's the maniac.
The adversary clocking in and clocking out as the boss murders innocent children after hardening some monarch's heart
I would like to recommend bearing false witness, absolutely worth it. Also, heroin.
jury nullification time
daily reminder that "sodom sin" is actually sexual offense. have hot gay sex without feeling guilty, christians!
Simony, complicate things.