Spyke

Elect a clown, expect a circus. Elect a republican, expect an incompetent war-mongering moron to crash the economy and trash foreign relations.

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lemmy.world

On the other hand, nobody would confuse Trump with Mr. America...

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President Trump has ordered the White House host a UFC match.

If Trump wasn't Mr. America before, he is now.

It's the dream that we all share. It's the hope for tomorrow. (Fuck yeah!)

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Treczoksreply
lemmy.world

Yep. Gladiator games. Panem at Circensis. Considering that we are dealing with Trump, the "Panem" part will be delivered by McDonalds.

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I had previously thought if he wanted to show he was worthy of being God Emperor, he could nationalize event distribution of Football (or some other favorite sport), and create a universal food program, and then a lot of Americans would have cause to be chanting his name.

But the insipid and the apathetic run thick as London fog in the White House.

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Treczoksreply
lemmy.world

Can you imagine Trump on stage in a speedo, flexing his biceps? I, at least, don't want to...

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Do you really think the rest of the world views America that positive?

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With an end to woke DEI, positions are finally attained based on merit again.

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This goes really well with the news that Shigeru Ishiba's wife, Yoshiko spent two hours with Trump pretending not to comprehend English so as to not have to engage him.

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Ah yes, like Tim Apple and Marillyn Lockheed before him.

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