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lemmy.dbzer0.com

She's obviously into you, you should give her your SSN so she can check out your financial stability. It makes you even more attractive

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Great idea! I also suggest screenshots of bank statements. Although they can be faked, so maybe login details would be easier

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Lemminaryreply
lemmy.world

Same here.

Q: What's your mom's maiden name?

A: She died in a horrific fire last year

😀

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I want to photoshop an anime dude losing a sword fight right under the focus of those banners.

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Good tip | Spyke