The word paparazzi was originally used because it invoked a buzzing insect, and may have been derived from papataceo, meaning a large and bothersome mosquito. So in a way that's kind of true.
The episode where her and Mary Kate went on Oprah has been scrubbed off the internet as much as possible, but it was fucked.
Both girls struggled with an eating disorder (let’s be real, any child/teen star does because they’re our societies sacrifice to Moloch) - and she asked them a bunch of pointed questions about diet and weight. Fucking ghoulish.
Don’t forget there were “countdowns to 18” for both of them, just like there were for Emma Watson. Disgusting.
I could only dream of rocking that look she has going on. Although I am roughly twice her size, I would still not want to rely on a machete for anything more intensive than clearing a campsite. I do have one just like hers, for such an occasion. For more serious social purposes, though, I prefer a ranged attack.
In her case, the ensemble and melee weapon seem more about her own empowerment and signaling she isnt in the mood for any bullshit. It sucks that she feels like that shit is necessary. As a girldad who grew up in the Full House era, I sympathize and hope she can feel (and be) safe.
Very relatable, I have spent much time in the woods with a beer in one hand and a machete in the other. If anyone is concerned, I just tell them I'm waiting for the zombies to show up.
Seems pretty normal especially solo hiking
who took the photos
Either Mary or Kate, probably.
solo
me when i'm red cup
♪ I fill you up ♪
- Empire TSA agent
Mary Kate never existed. She was made up so that Ashley could pull two paychecks on Full House.
/s
She parent trapped us!
Mosquito's probably, they definitely need a machete with those around
The word paparazzi was originally used because it invoked a buzzing insect, and may have been derived from papataceo, meaning a large and bothersome mosquito. So in a way that's kind of true.
who was camera???
probably phone
THEN WHO WAS PHONE????
Her publicist.
Respect. Imagine being famous before you can even form your personality? She has probably never felt safe in public in her entire life.
The episode where her and Mary Kate went on Oprah has been scrubbed off the internet as much as possible, but it was fucked.
Both girls struggled with an eating disorder (let’s be real, any child/teen star does because they’re our societies sacrifice to Moloch) - and she asked them a bunch of pointed questions about diet and weight. Fucking ghoulish.
Don’t forget there were “countdowns to 18” for both of them, just like there were for Emma Watson. Disgusting.
The way they were treated in media was also fucking disgusting.
Is that why she bangs old men?
I could only dream of rocking that look she has going on. Although I am roughly twice her size, I would still not want to rely on a machete for anything more intensive than clearing a campsite. I do have one just like hers, for such an occasion. For more serious social purposes, though, I prefer a ranged attack.
In her case, the ensemble and melee weapon seem more about her own empowerment and signaling she isnt in the mood for any bullshit. It sucks that she feels like that shit is necessary. As a girldad who grew up in the Full House era, I sympathize and hope she can feel (and be) safe.
Sure you can go ahead and pretend she was clearing trail with that machete. lol.
Those kids got mind f’ed
ain't no one have room to judge. machetes and mimosas all day.
I don't see the problem
Add a rope loop around the machete handle and your wrist. Just in case a "non-bear" tries grabbing it from you. Be vigilant!
Maybe a lanyard attached to the drink too. I don't anymore, but that, uh, would have come in handy on some past camping trips
Here we call them "twinks"
Lmao, indeed. If they were the concern, she'd only need a pamphlet about Jesus vs the machete 😂
A deer?
I think they mean like a more clean cut gay man. Those guys are always snatching machetes.
Oh deer
What?! That's how I hike! (and no joke, though sometimes it's a rifle/shotgun instead)
Imagine you're in the wood and accidentally stumble upon big game at close quarters. Michelle knows. Michelle's got this, dude!
Tbf that's pretty much the best way to enjoy the outdoors.
Usually my machete is sheathed but same
Did you grow up some some sort of post modern thriller?
Pizza! P I Z Z A
Watch it rise like a souffle!
She's badass
Very relatable, I have spent much time in the woods with a beer in one hand and a machete in the other. If anyone is concerned, I just tell them I'm waiting for the zombies to show up.
I feel seen