Slemmyshitpost·Lemmy ShitpostbySatansMaggotyCumFart A story old as timeView original on lemmy.world177Comments16Reply
cm0002 replylemmy.worldDon't tell me what to do! You're not my mom after I broke both my arms!52Reply
SSatansMaggotyCumFart replylemmy.world3Hide 3 repliesWho hasn’t thought about cumming where you came from?43Reply
LLemminary replylemmy.world1Hide 1 reply::: spoiler Lame spoiler but better than visiting the Other Site Some Redditor broke both arms as a teen, so his mom offered to give him handjobs. I think it eventually led to sex and the dad knew, iirc. :::23Reply
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No we not doing that shit on lemmy.
Don't tell me what to do! You're not my mom after I broke both my arms!
Who hasn’t thought about cumming where you came from?
Good to see @[email protected] is here to offer sage advice.
We got Nicole for this.
Run for it Lemmy!
Cosmo and Wanda playing wingman
"I wish both my arms were broken"
I don’t get it
You should keep it that way
Both arms?
::: spoiler Lame spoiler but better than visiting the Other Site Some Redditor broke both arms as a teen, so his mom offered to give him handjobs. I think it eventually led to sex and the dad knew, iirc. :::
Thank you for the context.
Also eww.
Thanks Doc
I’ll be honest I laughed out loud, didn’t expect that
He broke his joycons