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lemmy.ca

That's just basic substance abuse behavior. You get high...you go off about some stupid shit...you sober up, and regret going off about it. Wash, rinse, repeat.

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sopuli.xyz

Yes that is included in what they said. Alcohol is a drug and with enough quantity its not the soft kind.

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I have finally arrived at a place where I can have a beer and leave it at that, consistently. For far too long every beer tasted like another

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and one of the few where withdrawal can actually kill you. So if you wanna stop, please consult an NGO or clinic specializing in withdrawal!

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lemmy.world

No, he just regrets posting it. In that phrasing, it is still true, meaning the lie alternative is not relevant.

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He thought he could get left to love him by shitting on Trump but it turns out people who can critically think have a memory longer than a goldfish.

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It doesn't confirm nor deny the veracity of the posts, if he afterwards says they are false, it's not contradictory of this statement.

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Good call out.

He now either has to answer to "enabling election fraud" or "public defamation". Talk about a rock and a hard place.

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aussie.zone

I don't know why anyone took him seriously before this.

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lemmy.world

I used to. then he called a cave rescuer a pedophile.

then I started to think, "Maybe this guy is a bit unhinged..." but I was wrong.

he was ALOT unhinged.

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aussie.zone

I remember thinking that he was one bad day away from becoming a supervillain. That day was his trans daughter disowning him, apparently. The only thing I was wrong about was the 'super' bit.

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sh.itjust.works

You guys remember @GhislaneMaxwell from Reddit who was a mod/admin for /r/worldnews for years?

Pepperidge Farm remembers.

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lemmy.zip

Spez was a moderator of /jailbait so....

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"How can anyone take Elon seriously after this?"

*Posts on his platform helping him retain legitimacy*

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Musk’s only remaining fans are fully capable of rewriting their perception of reality to make him still their flawless genius Tony Stark. Same reason why car adverts are more aimed at making new car owners comfortable with their purchase than attracting new buyers.

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lemmy.ml

I like how this community keeps me up to date with everything Musk does

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I suppose they are bringing you Enough Musk Spam ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

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lemmy.world

So far I've got Special K Flake, but it needs something.

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Special KKK Flake?

Pronounced aloud as kuh-kuh-kay, as the stutter is an old sterotype of what someone on uppers sounds like?

::: spoiler some fun backstory on stuttering amphetamine users

Go listen to My Generation by The Who. When Roger Daltrey was recording the studio take, his manager told him to emphasize the stutter, as if he was "pilled", aka, on amphetamines... to which Daltrey replied to his manager that he had already in fact taken amphetamines before the session.

https://faroutmagazine.co.uk/roger-daltrey-stutter-the-who-song-my-generation/

:::

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Musk was also drinking lots of alcohol while strung out from various drugs

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Asks a user that is still for some reason using Elon's personal propaganda machine.

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how can anyone take Elon seriously

$$$$ I think you know the answer $$$$

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lemmy.ml

Nicknames are for petty people, Elon should get cancer and aids and ebola of his messed up dick and die while on fire.

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This is concise and reasonable. This would be far, far, faaaar less arbitrary and capricious suffering than he has already inflicted on others. He'd be getting off quite lightly.

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Except that for narcissists a good, insulting nickname that hurts them in the ego is actually harmful. Not terminal of course, but they don't deserve to be happy so it's a small win.

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Or, just ignore him. Stop taking about him and his companies. Don't support his companies. Just starve him off the attention that he needs.

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He's not worthy of a personal title, he's just a typical Schrodinger's douchebag with more money to avoid the consequences.

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He’s too busy fucking Stephen Miller’s wife to be consistent.

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In 8 years people won't remember any of this. They'll ask "Should I trust Elon Musk?" and their phone will answer with The Truth powered by Amazon AWS: Yes, you can trust Elon.

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After the Thai cave rescue pedo accusations to the Brit, the scales fell off my eyes and I saw the dumb douche for the try hard douche he was. Never looked back.

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ChamELON, he always changes himself to hide from danger and for predation on the lower classes.

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lazysoci.al

I've been working on something to spell out MELON. So far I've got Musk's Empty Lies, but I can't find anything yet for the ON part. Still working.

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Orchestrate Nazis? Musk's Empty Lies Orchestrate Nazis? MELON?

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Why not MACO? TACO and MACO. It rhymes and makes sense ya know (T for Trump, M for Musk)

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Is this a valid or fake screenshot? With Elon I can never tell. If it's real I wonder what Trump gave him and/or threatened him with

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I call him Mush, because autocorrect did that.

Like his cars (there's an autopilot joke there somewhere).

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Leon Hitler should be deported back to South Africa and I hope Krasnov and him continue to sling shit at each other.

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