Spyke
startrek.website

I've never know a happy Southern Baptist. I'm not interested in being as miserable as them.

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The Southern Baptist only exist because the other Baptists were against slavery. Fuck every single one of them.

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The only Southern Baptists I know were really into demonstrative shows of family unity at church, but would frequently get into massive screaming matches where they'd kick their teenage kids out of the house. They're divorced now.

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olympicyesreply
lemmy.world

Do you know the best way to keep a Southern Baptist from drinking all of your beer on your fishing trip? Invite a second Southern Baptist.

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Cheerful Baptist, really. I think its on accounta all the soda.

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programming.dev

support policies that promote childbearing.

...like making abortion legal in all 50 states again? Like comprehensive sex education in schools? Like treating women as people and not property?

The most effective way for the Southern Baptists to promote childbearing would be for them to stay the fuck out of politics!

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Abortion policies are a DIRECT REASON why I haven't had any more children. If I can't have guaranteed access to necessary, life-saving medical treatment (e.g. emergency abortions) then I won't put my wife's life at risk for one more child.

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Southern baptists were pro-choice until the rise of the "moral majority" required southern baptists to fall in line with the catholic church on abortion to create the supply side Jesus we know today.

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reddthat.com

Note them prioritizing childbearing and not childrearing. Though they also aren't prioritizing childbearing regardless of what they say.

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Note them prioritizing childbearing and not childrearing.

A lot of these conservative groups have their heads fully packed with eugenics and social darwinian philosophy. The goal is to just keep popping kids out and come-what-may. Eventually, a large enough population will produce some ubermensch. And then you breed the ubermench to get your prodigies and your messiahs.

It's Genetics meets Calvinism. If you succeed, its because you've got the Purest Blood. If you fail, it is because you have trash DNA and should be cleansed to make way for the superior people who will follow.

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discuss.online

Part of conservatism is the idea that "the more complex a solution is, the wronger it is."

Another part is "We should be able to control women's use of their hoo-hoos for pleasure by restricting them to being baby chambers."

Here we have a venn diagram where the circles are the same.

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Easy way to rule these fuckers out is to get them to say "vagina"

If they can't do it without giggling, offence, or claiming obscenity, out they go

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lemmy.world

I was kinda annoyed at the article for not giving any details on the kinds of policies they wanted there, even something as simple as better tax credits for having kids would go a long way towards making children affordable. And yet I am sure that's not what these people are advocating for.

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Note that none of these policies ever involve “giving.” It’s all taking this away, means-testing this, banning that, etc.

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jlai.lu

"We are miserable and we want you to be too !"

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lemmy.world

I'm getting a hysterectomy next month and I'm pumped. Having a uterus is the fucking worst.

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Casereply
lemmynsfw.com

My wife would agree. She has.... so many womanly issues, but can't find anyone to yank the damn thing out.

She wants no children.

I, her husband, had a vasectomy before we ever met.

We have no use for the damn thing and it just causes so many problems.

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My doctor is on that list! I don't wanna openly say who she is because I don't wanna completely doxx myself, but I can reply to any DMs with her name if anyone wants a Pa recommendation. She's great. First gynecologist that hasn't tried to pressure me into wanting kids.

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If you are in Pa or willing to drive there, DM me. I can send you the info of my doctor. She's really open minded and is one of the few in the state that will sterilize women (taking out the fallopian tubes) just because they want it.

I have recurring endometriosis and we've just decided that a total hysterectomy to handle the issue for good is the best next step.

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Gtfo with your logic. We don't want your kind here.

- Jezus, probably

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Because the law doesn't matter when right-wing Jesus is on your side.

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lemmy.world

"Willful childlessness?" Is that like the opposite of incel? Volcel?

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spooky2092reply
lemmy.blahaj.zone

Lol, you don't have to be celibate to be willfully childless. I have plenty of friends that got the snip/knot before having a kid because they don't want one. And they are some of the sluttiest motherfuckers I know (and they'd take that as the compliment it was).

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TexasDrunkreply
lemmy.world

The snip was the best money I ever spent. I wear condoms because I don't want a disease, but one thing I ain't worried about is getting someone pregnant.

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spooky2092reply
lemmy.blahaj.zone

Same, though the nice thing about being in a (largish) polycule is that someone gets tested every few months

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Thanks for quoting this. It makes way more sense than the way I first read the headline as "Willful childishness."

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That stance against sports betting annoys me so much, because that means I can't just look at everything they stand for and say I want the opposite.

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Yeah, predatory ads for gambling really drive me crazy. Although I'd say my reasoning for being against it is pretty different from the Baptists.

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Inscribed on their swords and shields are "Won't somebody please think of the children!"

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lemmy.world

Willful childlessness is such a hilarious concept. I'm rollin' around here.

What are they gonna do? Check if you're having unprotected sex sufficiently? Check how many miscarriages you've had? HAHAHAHAh. Fuckin' donkeys.

edit: Small gubment.

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Story time - When I was a kid you had to get condoms through a family planning clinic or by crossing a border and many chose the latter. It was gone by the time I became old enough for it to be an issue for me.

Thankfully I live in the same country where there would immediately be government ending riots if there was any attempt to ban any form of birth control. Hell, the cops wouldn't even stop the riots, they'd probably join in.

I hadn't considered that though in fairness. It's just such a crazy notion.

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Sabatareply
ani.social

You mean, pay for my therapy, fix my broken personality, and force me to touch grass?

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I mean....If you either need or should have it then..... ¯\_(ツ)_/¯....sure? (genuinely hope you're OK though. If not and you need to talk then hit me up.)

The touching grass part is up to you though. It's just outside.

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ltxrtquqreply
lemmy.ml

Oh. I guess I read that wrong as "willful childishness" and thought they were just being kind of petty at the end.

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lemmy.world

I'm so tired of religious extremists trying to force their shitty Puritanical views on the whole world.

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kbin.earth

And since Blue States contribute more to taxes than they take, and vice versa for red, we are literally funding them dragging us back to the dark ages.

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lemmy.ml

All people have to do is stop donating money to religions and the religions lose their "power".

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tatereply
lemmy.sdf.org

Look at captain obvious over here!

I'm kidding you a bit, but seriously, you're just restating the problem.

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The problem is the people who do donate want all this to happen.

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lemmy.world

You can say whatever you please, but we all know it is hot air.

White Christian Conservatives are some of the most insulated-from-consequences people in the world.

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lemm.ee

I came here after being permabanned from Reddit, but I still get posts removed. I recently looked at my Mod Logs for the first time, and was surprised at how many removals I had, some for really stupid stuff that would have gone through at Reddit.

Overall, though, Lemmy is a lot more permissive, especially compared to the new, post- HitlerPig Reddit.

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Natanaelreply
infosec.pub

Federated stuff like lemmy really ends to with a much wider range of mods / admins. There's still a lot variation between mod teams on reddit too, but there's a lot more similarities there between the biggest subreddits (especially because of "power mods", and more overlap in userbase & culture).

Tldr expect weirder removal reasons here. And check where stuff is hosted when posting.

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Lots of nuance, lots of seemingly conflicting stuff. Most everybody agrees that the "only good Nazi...", though; I like it here.

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Welcome to lemmy. It’s a collection of federated communities. This community is hosted on lemmy.world, which employs similarly heavy-handed moderation tactics to Reddit.

However, like all lemmy instances the moderators are rather short-staffed so you’ll probably be fine unless someone goes out of their way to report your comment.

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lemmy.today

Southern Baptists? I think you left out all their other usual targets: Catholics, spicy food, jazz, orgasms for fun, bright colors not associated with flags or maybe a football team, female orgasms, singing, alcohol, drag shows, salads with less than 51% mayonnaise content, men using umbrellas, single mothers, showing people kissing on TV or movies, Jews, Muslims, really any brown person, wasabi, mangoes, and aged cheese.

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kbin.earth

Since you brought up salad, any lettuce other than iceberg, lest we forget arugala-gate

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hansoloreply
lemmy.today

As long as there's 1 liter of ranch dressing per leaf of lettuce, Jesus will allow it.

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Lucelu2reply
lemmy.zip

Dancing, you left out dancing and.. fun. Short shorts, miniskirts and bikinis.

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Yeah, I was going to list a lot of above knee-height clothing items and got lazy.

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Baptist like to pick people who drank, did drugs and slept around to teach sunday school. This is no joke. They get some 'reformed' asshole with questionable decision making skills to instruct children and warn them of the dangers of having a good time.

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Oh, cool! As a willfully childless person (even though I live with my partner and we have the necessary bits to try for children), I finally get to be one of the cool groups being ostracized by these stupid religious nuts. Hey Queer people! We get to hang out! Let's party!

(I've been watching porn the whole time. Just let me have my moment feeling special.)

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lemmy.wtf

Southern Baptists are one step better than Al Queda in my mind. They should be outlawed as an extremist group.

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skisnowreply
lemmy.ca

I just had a look at the website of the church I once went to many decades ago, and it was interesting to see how all their bigoted positions were couched in layers of euphemism about "family".

It's as though their web guy tried writing what they really believed, read it back, and thought "we can't say that out loud, it's clearly unacceptable, how do we say this without saying it?"

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As someone who left the Southern Baptist cult as soon as my brain developed, this is nothing new.

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lemm.ee

Southern Baptists must have the highest rate of homosexuality in the world. It's all they talk about. They throw it in with absolutely everything. "Do you guys want to order a pizza and end homosexuality?" "What movie did you want to watch while we think about homosexuality?" "We're going to Aruba this summer and we're going to think about homosexuality"

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thier trans obsession, must because they all love watch trans porn.

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The Southern Baptist Church is a Satanic cult. If your religion leads you to hate, you are not worshiping God, you're worshiping the Devil. They're devil worshipers, the whole lot of them.

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Their god killed everyone who wasn't on the Ark. It's not them doing religion wrong; it's a severe case of religion.

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Sorry chuds that's not going to cure your incel problem. You can't suddenly make people produce future generations by banning what you don't like.

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As a trans man, I would be happy to have a child. My uterus still works, as much as I would suffer going off of testosterone enough to carry, it is something I have always wanted.

Unfortunately, these people have made it legal for me to be fired for being trans. They have voted for politicians that have done nothing to address the catastrophic state of medical care which renders it prohibitively expensive to realistically ever be able to care for a child.

I believe that children deserve stable living conditions and a future, which does not seem to be something that they are concerned with at all.

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Please spend all your time on sports betting. Let Them Fight. Let those two rapacious vile Industries go after each other.

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They go against porn but not raw dogging to hash out clones for the glory of the empire. Wonderful.

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feddit.org

Who cares? Protestants are heretics who will burn in hell anyway. Because god hates them. Not that I'd give a fuck but it seems they do. 😁

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