Spyke

Peak masculinity is having cheek dimples so deep that your partner can use them to hold salsa dip when you're sleeping on your side

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Start at male, run feminization filter then run masculinization filter. Repeat until reaching top nonbinary level.

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lemm.ee

As a heterosexual cis woman, soccer players always have the sexiest physique. One of the only sports I look up for, just to check out the players, not because I ever care.

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lemmy.world

Many of us are aware what heterosexual CIS women are attracted to.

Guys who play soccer blow on their soup to cool it down before they sip

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lemm.ee

My husband blows on his soup to cool it so it doesn't burn his mouth ... Intelligence is also attractive.

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aussie.zone

Run it through a feminine filter 37 times and see what you get lol

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OP is 37 degrees away from peak masculinity. We need more people to do this to determine the correct amount of ridicule they deserve.

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According to this meme, the local meth addicts are the manliest men to ever man.

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I wonder if everyone converges to the same fixed point. Is masculinity transformation a contraction?

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lemmy.ca

I wonder if changed the shirt at all because that looks pretty close to a nazi uniform

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He does look like he wants you to buy Nazi gold and you should shoot him in Wolfenstein.

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Channing Tatum and Jason Statham sitting in a tree. K. I. S. S. I. N. G. First comes love, then comes marriage, then comes this dude in their baby carriage.

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Yeah, this dude looks like he'd space a dude who just killed the entire court room to get his death sentence commuted.

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He's nothing but a low-down, double-dealing, backstabbing, larcenous perverted worm! Hanging's too good for him. Burning's too good for him! He should be torn into little bitsy pieces and buried alive!

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My guess is...the filter stopped making changes because it no longer recognizes it as a face. So you're right there.

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lemmy.world

Let it come back to wherever you are, and keep it there so it stops bugging the rest of us.

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I imagine such a creature raped and dominated by his own flesh. A whining, grunting puppet.

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