I'm always resistant to throwing trashy around. It just feels really shitty to judge that on one picture. Some tats, it really can be the angle or lighting that makes a difference.
But, sometimes, you run across a pic like this where there's so many problems I just can't think of a better word for the tattoos.
Bad placements, bad techniques, bad designs, bad everything. Like, if you're gonna do face ink, make sure they're well executed.
There is a certain degree of intentionality to some people's choices of bad tattoos, where it's a form of self expression to have badly done or otherwise bad ink. But this doesn't look like that, it just looks like someone thought these were good and doesn't know better.
Yeah, that's true. I tend not to think about that as inherently bad. The same thing on a thigh under shorts might be dubious, but not the same way when it's on the neck, if you get the distinction I'm using
Most people wouldn't do business with that guy. Not the fact that he has face tats, but that he chose those scream to me, that he is very bad at decision making or that he just doesn't give a fuck. Plus a meth pipe? Major red flag.
You all do realize those are just drawn on with a marker right? If those were real, and fresh enough to have the ink smear, they would be way more red and probably raised a bit.
You can literally see the smear lines in the picture (the chin especially). On top of that they're clearly taking a joke picture and she's hiding her laughter. If this dude has these face tattoos and teeth THAT nice he's like a complete anomaly. Everything in this picture says those are marker, but you can believe whatever you want!
Why are the tattoos on the other side of his face in these pictures? (say, the one connected to his eye). Is that something that happens when you take a selfie v normal picture?
I actually suspect that if our selfie camera was not mirrored, that we would instantly notice and be weirded out by it. We're just used to looking at our own face in a mirror, so in that way it looks normal and we don't think about it.
Well yeah. Backwards font and a meth pipe on his neck. I mean I partake in that too but I wouldn't get it tattooed on me. Especially on my neck. There's a huge stigma for using something that is basically a stronger but more neurotoxic ADHD medication. I'm not trying to glorify it, nor do I think everyone should do it, but the stigma is ridiculous. To have it tattooed on your neck is just asking to be discriminated against
I dunno, he's a decent looking guy in terms of facial features. Wouldn't go as far as stunning, but I'm not attracted to men, so my perception is likely off in that regard.
I was trying to figure out WTF is going on here...
The text tattoos, eyebrow, corner of the eye, chest, are all backwards, but Texas is not.
Makes me think he did the text himself whlle looking in a mirror.
People probably tell him "Dude, your tats are backwards!" at which point he looks in a mirror and thinks they look fine.
The crack pipe under his chin should give away the reason for any of the other tattoo designs
It's a meth pipe. Crack pipes are just a tube without the bowl
No, it's a spoon being heated up, so heroin
I thought so at first too, but the longer I look at it the more I think it's a crack pipe. https://www.banyantreatmentcenter.com/wp-content/uploads/2023/09/shutterstock_2042174384-1000x480.jpg
That's a meth pipe.
My picture is literally from a page titled "Identifying crack pipes" on a recovery center's website.
I understand but they used a picture of a meth pipe. Here's a typical crack pipe:
Look what she's holding
I thought that she was holding a cigarette?
The text on the cap is also backwards, it's just Texas that's the wrong way
you know what. reverse texas sounds like a really nice place actually 😌
Reverse Texas is basically California.
Ehhh probably more like Vermont
I'm always resistant to throwing trashy around. It just feels really shitty to judge that on one picture. Some tats, it really can be the angle or lighting that makes a difference.
But, sometimes, you run across a pic like this where there's so many problems I just can't think of a better word for the tattoos.
Bad placements, bad techniques, bad designs, bad everything. Like, if you're gonna do face ink, make sure they're well executed.
There is a certain degree of intentionality to some people's choices of bad tattoos, where it's a form of self expression to have badly done or otherwise bad ink. But this doesn't look like that, it just looks like someone thought these were good and doesn't know better.
Lest we forget to specifically mention out "bad content" when there's a meth pipe on his neck
That looks like a lighter and a spoon.
What does that make it, crack or heroin? I don't know much about this topic.
A spoon would make it heroin. You smoke crack out of a pipe just like meth. The tattoo is definitely a meth pipe though.
Thank you. I'll let you know if that into comes in handy someday!
Maybe just like warm spoons
Suddenly thought of salad fingers https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OWBFKL6H7rI
It's definitely a meth pipe. A spoon wouldn't have a circle at the end.
Why is this being debated? Is one more socially acceptable than the other?
It's just something to talk about.
In that case, it's definitely a jenkem flute.
You know, I think you may be right.
Thought so as well. But someone in here posted another photo where you can see that it's a pipe
Probably on meth when he had them done. He just warning people to stay away from him.
Is that a meth pipe, or a lighter heating up a spoon? I think we need to track down the original artist here to confirm.
Edit: there's quite an interesting debate in the comments about this already 😅
Yeah, that's true. I tend not to think about that as inherently bad. The same thing on a thigh under shorts might be dubious, but not the same way when it's on the neck, if you get the distinction I'm using
How can you make yourself more unemployable than having a visible face/neck/head tattoo?
It's a badly drawn crack pipe...
I shouldn't know this but I think it's a meth pipe.
Meth would also explain the other tattoos.
Or a spoon to heat up heroin perhaps?
Definitely possible but he'd have less energy to get shitty tattoos
Good point :D
All the tattoos look like he did them himself in front of a mirror
A mirror in a funhouse
You can't even hide it
Not everyone prioritizes "employability" as much as you
Edit: I just realized what community I'm in- nvm. I should probably just block this community
But how is he gonna pay for his drugs without a job???
Being traditionally employed is far from the only way to afford things/ get drugs
You can still do fun stuff like prostitution, selling your parents stuff or mugging people. Yay!
Or running your own business
Running your own business like prostitution, selling your parents stuff or mugging people. Yay!
lol
Most people wouldn't do business with that guy. Not the fact that he has face tats, but that he chose those scream to me, that he is very bad at decision making or that he just doesn't give a fuck. Plus a meth pipe? Major red flag.
I'd hire him if he's not a republican- he seems like a sweetheart
It obviously depends on the type of job, but you might still want to look presentable on front of clients even if you're your own boss.
"Presentable"
Right, the Texas tattoo would be my first priority, too 😅
There's an entire hand covering her face, there's no way to make it "clearer". Might as well let an ai guess what she looks like.
Why not ask them to take another picture? Is this the only one in existence? Did they agree to the wedding invite?
Not sure if this is so much better
I mean, remove a couple of the other tattoos and it's basically presentable.
So, changing everything about them and it becomes an OK picture.
Now give both of them Ratatouille rats please
Fine, I'll do it myself:
(the left one can't actually control him because of the darn hat)
This is basically the art world version of opening and closing your own Pull Request. 😂
Ah makes sense now
Now give them pope hats
And change the background with a church.
Now put them on a ferris wheel lol
Could we also see them as black and chinese?
Nah he still looks like a pillock
Wynonna Rider vibes out of her. And without tattoos he's good looking too.
Sans drugs they're a good looking couple. That ain't gonna last tho
Are they registered at the local meth house?
The meth pipe on the neck is …wow yeah
Pretty sure that's a lighter and a spoon for heroin.
Definitely a bulb for smoking meth.
I agree with you, but it is hard to tell because it appears a third grader drew it.
Edit: the crystal on the chin leads me to believe it is a meth pipe.
Edit 2: but the fiancee's name is crystal, so the plot thickens.
It's for church, honey, NEXT!
Discusting
You all do realize those are just drawn on with a marker right? If those were real, and fresh enough to have the ink smear, they would be way more red and probably raised a bit.
i REALLY hope you are right
those tats are entirely real, old, and indistinct because they were put on in prison.
You can literally see the smear lines in the picture (the chin especially). On top of that they're clearly taking a joke picture and she's hiding her laughter. If this dude has these face tattoos and teeth THAT nice he's like a complete anomaly. Everything in this picture says those are marker, but you can believe whatever you want!
when you're wrong, bud, you're really fucking wrong lol
Wow that's some nice sauce 👌
literally one second of searching - man with texas tattoo on forehead
Why are the tattoos on the other side of his face in these pictures? (say, the one connected to his eye). Is that something that happens when you take a selfie v normal picture?
The reddit picture is mirrored, look at the Texas tattoo.
Edit: sorry, had read your question wrong at first, but yes, it's probably from using the selfie camera: https://blinksandbuttons.net/why-selfie-camera-shows-mirror-image/
Thanks, no worries. You'd think at 50 I'd know but don't really take many pictures, certainly not selfies.
It would have been an elaborate ruse to say the least :). The thing I can't get over are his teeth, they're immaculate lol
I actually suspect that if our selfie camera was not mirrored, that we would instantly notice and be weirded out by it. We're just used to looking at our own face in a mirror, so in that way it looks normal and we don't think about it.
or, hear me out, maybe there are two of these twats, mirror images of each other, with matching meth pipes and lol no I just can't....
People wouldn't take two pictures in the same day. That would be crazy.
I'm not sure what you think this proves. It looks like the photos were taken moments apart.
Moments apart? Dude has a different shirt and is in a car.
Congrats on the baby
Crystals on his chin.
Classy
I'm pretty sure the girl is crying and I can't blame her
Why do I think he is absolutely stunning? Even with the tattoo's?
No i don't wanna fix him . I wanna fuck him then I'll be on my way
Self-destructive tendencies?
Probably. But I do have a thing for straight dum rednecks I have no idea why
The tattoo's what?
The tattoo's are terrible but same time it works on him
The tattoo is are terrible?
Well yeah. Backwards font and a meth pipe on his neck. I mean I partake in that too but I wouldn't get it tattooed on me. Especially on my neck. There's a huge stigma for using something that is basically a stronger but more neurotoxic ADHD medication. I'm not trying to glorify it, nor do I think everyone should do it, but the stigma is ridiculous. To have it tattooed on your neck is just asking to be discriminated against
What do you think apostrophes are for?
They're for chat gpt
I dunno, he's a decent looking guy in terms of facial features. Wouldn't go as far as stunning, but I'm not attracted to men, so my perception is likely off in that regard.
He look a lot better if he got rid of the stupid beard and barely perceivable moustache that he's got going on.