Spyke

Hey! Vsauce, Michael here. Did you know I can kick your ass? But what does it mean to kick? And what is an ass? Turns out, kicking means fucking and ass means your mom.

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Kinda funny because even those that can't be resurrected anymore tend to find a way to fight among the living

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sh.itjust.works

C'mon Tien? K Dog would hose him. Destructo Disc his three-eyed ass in half. But yeah the robots and the half-Saiyans don't count, that's cheating.

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programming.dev

And being half human is still being human. That’s genetic diversity, which is not cheating.

Being able to go super sayan is cheating tho. Pan would probably count better, given she's 3/4 human

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sh.itjust.works

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sh.itjust.works

Can we all just agree that Abridged is the best way to rewatch the show? Abridged Vegeta is my spirit animal.

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lemmy.world

It's a masterpiece of fan art. It's the best way to watch that story, period.

Abridged Vegeta is my spirit animal.

Man has the personality of an ornery housecat. What's not to love?

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It started out as a parody and then just turned into one of the better dubs of the show.

The beginning is rough but it comes into its own quickly.

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At this point it's practically the official dub. As it should be, because it's hilarious.

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lemmy.world

I am not enough of an Otaku to have this debate to any sort of conclusion; I'll take your word for it. I do have one question though: if we discount the Saiyan hybrids and androids, what puts Tien over the top?

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lemmy.world

That's 50% more eyeballs than Krillin, and Tien has a nose. Plus, he can turn triangles into squares, now that I think about it. That math checks out.

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Gohans half saiyan, 17 and 18 use infinite energy cybernetics for their combat power - none are comparable to Krillin.

Tien though, totally. Toriyama has come out and said Krillin is the strongest human (I believe), so he either forgot about Tien or were just supposed to understand that Krillin is stronger than him despite Tien being far more dedicated to training and facing down bigger threats.

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lemm.ee

Where's Homer ? I've seen the guy fall hundreds of meters and not die

(Also hot wife)

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D_Creply
lemm.ee

Wait, Marge is a hotwife?
Brb, I'm, err, going to look for...things? unrelated to this conversation.

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D_Creply
lemm.ee

She's always been a hussy 🤤

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One Punch Man's hair fell out from his extreme work out routine (that isn't extreme at all). So like a reverse Goku.

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lemm.ee

Those of you questioning Krilling - he's not op in fighting, just in the babe department.

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Squigglezreply
lemm.ee

To be fair, I believe he IS the strongest pure human in DBZ cannon, so in some sense he's OP in fighting. Just not against the show's usual villains after the OG Dragon Ball lol

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harmsyreply
lemmy.world

He's not even OP against the villains IN the OG Dragon Ball. He gets his ass handed to him by a Red Ribbon Army guy.

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Squigglezreply
lemm.ee

A kid? Krillin? Dudes a whole ass adult lol

Pretty sure he's technically older than Goku

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You know, I was gonna be like "well ackshually" but I just searched it up and you're absolutely correct. For some reason I thought he was at least like 21 during Dragon Ball, but he started training with Roshi at 13, so he was definitely a kid during the bulk of DB.

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slrpnk.net

He also invented the destructodisc, which is what technically felled Frieza the first time, and works even on enemies as strong as perfect cell. It's just that cell has crazy regeneration.

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feddit.org

Well, I dig your style, too, man. Got the whole cowboy thing going.

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feddit.org

Obviously you’re not a golfer.

I’m just quoting the big Lebowski because your comment reminded me of it, no deeper meaning ✌️

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feddit.org

Why does nobody kill yamcha!? -- Joey Wheeler

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chaogomureply
lemmy.world

Vegeta killed Yamcha once, and Buu killed him a second time.

Technically it wasn't even Vegeta, it was just the little green men that Vegeta and Nappa had seeds for.

Krillian was actually alive to see that death.

As for the death by Buu, that was being turned to chocolate and then being eaten.

Krillian still has him beat on number of deaths, picking up an extra death on planet Namak.

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Charles Schulz: "I don't think of it as not having hair, I think of it as being hair that is so blond that it's not seen very clearly, that's all."

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Because extra testosterone is linked to hair loss. Working out heavily creates extra testosterone. At some point most men have to choose between keeping their hair or having a functional dick.

All the people in ops pic chose their dick!

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lemmynsfw.com

Baldness can either cripple you, or make a man of you.

Once you accept it. Rock it. Own it... well, IT at least doubles in size, results may vary.

I will not be taking questions, please refer to the Mr. Sins. If he is not available, Sir Stewart will happy to demonstrate on your mother.

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sh.itjust.works

Honestly I think you're right. The guys who accept and own their baldness achieve a higher level of self confidence and it shows in how we perceive them

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The bald dude who runs the bike shop that's turning my bichael into a micycle? He's one of the happiest dudes I know.

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There is an old finnish saying that hair and common sense (brains) doesn’t stay in the same head. Tukka ja järki ei pysy samassa päässä.

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'be wary of the man that has nothing left to lose' - some ancient philosopher talking about baldies.

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