Weird that she was allowed to adopt even one child, let alone two, being so young and single. Maybe she is a very successful businesswoman & philanthropist. This is evidently why she is also still a virgin- no time for dating when running a successful business.
I assume “as🍑” has something to do with her career. Maybe she runs a fruit preserves manufacturer? Good of her to offer to let us try out making new flavors, though I don’t know what I would add to peach jam. Maybe nutmeg?
Imagine having babies twice from external contact. Like non-penetrative fun times and then forgetting that you can still get pringuante if the semen gets on the outside. Or maybe it leaked out her "as🍑" and down in (/s)?
I like how everyone is trying to force the adoption idea. You can literally get pregnant from non-penetrative sex if semen comes into contact with the vulva. Which is more likely than adoption for teenagers who think they're being clever, and/or people with strong religious backgrounds who feel shame for what they're doing and trying to get their needs met while skirting around "the rules."
Oh so Mary does it and people spend the next thousand years making statues and paintings in her honor, but Elena does it and gets blasted on social media?
Weird that she was allowed to adopt even one child, let alone two, being so young and single. Maybe she is a very successful businesswoman & philanthropist. This is evidently why she is also still a virgin- no time for dating when running a successful business.
I assume “as🍑” has something to do with her career. Maybe she runs a fruit preserves manufacturer? Good of her to offer to let us try out making new flavors, though I don’t know what I would add to peach jam. Maybe nutmeg?
Peaches...come in her can. Put it in there like a man. In a factory downtown.
Nature's candy in your hand or pie
This reference reminds me I need to take some ibuprofen.
Chris Ballew, the singer and bassist of POTUSA, now does children's music under the name Casper Babypants.
It isn't much used, but cardamom is actually really good with peach. And cinnamon of course.
I recently had a "spiced peach butter" similar to apple butter that was really great. I think it was mostly cinnamon and nutmeg.
Young people these days unjokingly refer to their pets as their children. I could see that going on here
Maybe they're butt babies
this feels like an ai was trained on dating app bios and then it spat out this
I think it swallowed rather than spat it this case
Most of Tinder is not real profiles last i was in there a few years ago. Bet it’s so much worse now
how did you verify the profiles were not human?
Holy Mary
2 kids at 20, oof
Could be terms twins, you never know!
I see the facebook trend of finding random picture of girl and then adding derogatory "jokes" on it has reached lemmy.
🚩🚩🚩
Yeah, but as a counterpoint
I'll reply with this: five minutes of masturbation can prevent a lifetime of pain and suffering.
Or, just do it!
My friends keep telling me not to and my parents would be sad. I also feel bad about somebody finding my body
Nah hit that shit raw bro.
These can all be true. Just very unlikely.
Imagine having babies twice from external contact. Like non-penetrative fun times and then forgetting that you can still get pringuante if the semen gets on the outside. Or maybe it leaked out her "as🍑" and down in (/s)?
Adoption :3
I like how everyone is trying to force the adoption idea. You can literally get pregnant from non-penetrative sex if semen comes into contact with the vulva. Which is more likely than adoption for teenagers who think they're being clever, and/or people with strong religious backgrounds who feel shame for what they're doing and trying to get their needs met while skirting around "the rules."
Yes but nobody on this site knows how a woman works.
To a single 20 year old? Twice?
Unlikely, but possible.
Maybe she adopted?
It was a miracle.
she adopted her 2nd as a single mom at 20 yrs only...
She seems fun.
Almost with matching just to ask the real questions
Then get the crypto link reply
Oh so Mary does it and people spend the next thousand years making statues and paintings in her honor, but Elena does it and gets blasted on social media?
Hypocrites