Spyke

French toast is too bipolar to marry. Sometimes sweet, sometimes savory; sometimes heavenly, sometimes lousy and embarrassing. She French though, she knows how to fuck.

Pancakes are marry. A pancake recipe is something you spend years perfecting, growing together into a more perfect breakfast. Pancakes are always welcome. Pancakes go with everything. Pancakes will always be there for you, supporting you, making any day with them in it a good day.

Waffles? If waffles suddenly disappeared, it might be weeks, even months before anyone noticed. True believers would keep looking, but most of us would move on. I'm not saying I would kill waffles! I'm just saying, if someone did, it might be the perfect crime.

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lemmy.world

Fuck pancakes (fluffy), marry French toast (eu citizenship), kill waffles.

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lemmy.ml

WTF is this post?

WTF is everybody saying?

Why TF not post this to lemmyshitpost?

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mtgzone.com

Just because you don't understand a type of discussion does not make it a shitpost.

FMK is a pretty common way to talk about comparative opinions.

Fuck is shorthand for "I'll have it once more"

Marry is shorthand for "I'll have it for the rest of my life"

Kill is shorthand for "I'll be ok never having it"

So, which of the three would you put in each of those categories? No doubling up.

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Thanks for explaining.

However I don't find it a "pretty common way" to talk about opinions. To me, those words mean what they mean literally.

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Fuck French toast because it is decadent but usually entirely to much.

Marry waffles because they are perfect and precious.

Kill pancakes.

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lemmy.world

I'm gonna fuck a waffle, marry pancakes, and kill french toast.

Like who even invited french toast to breakfast.

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French toast is basically single-serving bread pudding. I've found that people don't need too much convincing to have dessert for breakfast.

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Bademantelreply
lemmy.world

This is the way. Waffles and pancakes are in a different league compared to French toast.

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Da könntest du recht haben! Die sehr vielen Kommentierenden, die den French toast als geeignet für den Geschlechtsakt oder sogar für die Ehe erachte, sorgen dafür, dass ich ihn bald erneut probieren muss, um mir eine neue Meinung zu bilden.

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Fuck waffles since it is and will always be a side affair and never the main thing.

Marry french toast for the love of nice bread!! And all the things I do to it.

Kill pancakes since they are boring to me.

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People like what they like. Personally I like French toast the most, but it involves chicken caviar and i can't afford such luxuries

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lemmy.ml

Wheat and dairy and egg allergy. Fuck them all.

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