So many things from fantasies are actually a bad time in real life. Like sex on the beach. Who wants sand in those sensitive pleasure areas? I got to 2nd base on the beach once and we were both like f this let's go back home. When I got back to my car I had a parking ticket. And I lost my eyeglasses.
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I CAN FIX HER!
SHE CAN BREAK ME!
There's nothing to fix! Just take me.
I could, but whatever's wrong with her is way hotter tbh
Same honestly.
Octokuro. Look her up. She did an IT cosplay
Raw. Next question.
Me too buddy. Me too.
Y'all ever see Wicked City?
Because of the spider demon chick, right?
I am afraid talking to women. My safety is in check ^^
Just look at your shoes, and dont make eye contact, and you'll be fine
What about the brown eye
I can't help you if you are into brown eyed girls. You're on your own.
Can confirm. Been doing this my whole life. No problems so far.
ehh, if you gotta go, go out with a bang
Go out while banging*
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Go home Lemmy, you're horny
Bonk!
If this lures you in, you're too old for Pennywise.
Someone read the book.
But The Dark Tower confirms there's more things like Pennywise.
why isnt there porn with this level of fantastic?
Sweat+makeup/body paint=bad time
So many things from fantasies are actually a bad time in real life. Like sex on the beach. Who wants sand in those sensitive pleasure areas? I got to 2nd base on the beach once and we were both like f this let's go back home. When I got back to my car I had a parking ticket. And I lost my eyeglasses.
Hey, you got fucked 3 different ways!
Still, 100% worth it
Take a deep breath and beware of the dark side.
Two weeks later still finding sand in the most insane places.
Although not as aggravating as sand in sensitive crevices, doing it laying or kneeling on a hard floor (stone, tile or wood) is very uncomfortable.
There's a clown video with Lexi Belle that gets pretty close.
Octokuro did an IT cosplay too.
Source: Jinxie
Non-twitter link: https://xcancel.com/itsJinxie/status/1017746505975910401
Would
I swear the head was worth my soul
Is this one of those AI mashed emoji?
pretty sure android has this feature built in (and it's not ai)
I think she could probably lure me into her hole.
This is a perfect album cover for Marcy Playground
Oh shit I dead
I have a
softhard spot for crazy girls.Me when I see the crazy clown lady: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-sMQpWCNTQw
I promise it's worth it
That's how Freddy got Joey in Nightmare on Elm Street 4.
And 3.
Joey was hormonal.
Nope. I hate all clowns equally. Nightmare fuel.
Bonk!
https://antifandom.com/aesthetics/wiki/Clowncore
I'm dead.
Is this an ai
It's a cosplayer.
No it's a clown.
Not that I'm aware of.
No this is an ai
This is an Aye-Aye
This is an ayyyy eye