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Empricornreply
feddit.nl

Aww... Thanks for posting the truth, but I'm devastated.

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smeenzreply
lemmy.nz

You can make up for it by having sex with your cousin.

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Empricornreply
feddit.nl

Can't I just have sex with your cousin? Does that count?

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The fact that people believe this was real shows that even the most basic media literacy is fucking dead.

Why are people so bad at recognizing obviously fake shit?

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lemmy.world

Ah, a fake article that is a loose excuse to bully people who may have disabilities.

Very cool

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sopuli.xyz

European here. And I'm afraid to ask but morbid curiosity is winning over fear. But... can someone explain me what is went wrong here? My brain shutdown.

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  • They're closely related
  • They were having public sex
  • They refused to stop
  • It was during a funeral
  • The funeral was for their shared grandmother
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Caketacoreply
lemmy.dbzer0.com

Cousins are not supposed to reproduce.

Having sex at a funeral is usually seen as disrespectful.

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This is a big world, people's customs vary, and I'm not one who expects everyone to follow my moral judgements, but "COUSINS ARRESTED AFTER REFUSING TO STOP HAVING SEX DURING FUNERAL CEREMONY" doesn't throw up any red flags for you?

Not trying to dunk, more wondering whether I'm missing dry humor or a language barrier.

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Grams wanted her funeral to be celebration of life...a lewd, disgusting, cousin-fucking celebration.

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