First, I will muster up the biggest shit that I can. Then I will frantically scoop out what I can and rub it on all of my meaty surfaces. At least I will feel like I got the tiger a little bit too, since it will be getting my poop taste in their mouth.
Dying -- with style.
I think it's pretty obvious in the picture.
I'm biting a dude's neck.
Found the furry
Apparently slipping out of my skin to try to get away. Tiger didn't know that was my distraction skeleton.
Submitting to my cat daddy
Everything is porn if you're horny enough
Damn, that quote is hot
I’m dying bro. That’s it, lights out.
Pet the kitty.
It already get my in this situation, maybe it gets my out of it to.
spicy kitty
First, I will muster up the biggest shit that I can. Then I will frantically scoop out what I can and rub it on all of my meaty surfaces. At least I will feel like I got the tiger a little bit too, since it will be getting my poop taste in their mouth.
He was going to start at your asshole anyway.
Wouldn’t be the first time…
Can I shower first?
Die
Screaming and flailing uselessly while I die. I might have the presence of mind to awkwardly punch backwards once or twice. Might.
Tigers are alpha predators for a reason.
Jazz hands.
I fixed you're post 😤
The Internet: an abusive relationship between humans and cats.
Starting the process of becoming a cat turd.
Instruction unclear. Am I the cat or the monkey?
Reaching up and petting that kitty... Also thanking them for doing what I'm too afraid to do.
Apparently, wait patiently for the next mid terms? 🤦♂️
Accept my fate
Biting harder.
The tiger's bite would probably kill me faster than I would be able to do anything.
Even if my neck doesn't get snapped, the tiger's teeth would most likely dig into vital veins and arteries
Remind the kitty that we've talked about this.
And no, no second dinner.
Spray bottle
Meuw (Last resort try to confound the attacker)
i may need some eye bleach, but i am afraid kittens won't do this time
Wish I was that skeleton?
Where does the line start?
Well, for starters, not turning my back to the damn cat.
Oh, this is the second cat that approached you from behind while the first kept your attention.
Clever girl.
Guess I'm lunch🤷♀️
XP
How long does this "situation" last? Is there even time to "do" anything other than think "Fu-"?
Side-eye glare as I am just barely able to utter a disdainful and dismissive, “Pussy…”
nah, I'd win
Just chillin, being a skeleton.
Biting down harder
Rawr! 🐯
Hoping I taste like shit