Yes, that the account has paid Elon for a blue check. Originally it meant that the user was in fact who they appeared to be. Then it became a status symbol, then Twitter removed it on a couple of occasions for saying something they disagreed with, then came the accusations of Twitter admins being capricious about the whole process and essentially taking personal bribes in exchange for checks, then Elon bought it and made it a paid feature.
The grey check indicates the identity of an government or non-profit has been verified and the account is who it says it is.
I work with people who are unvaccinated that say that their semen is worth a million dollars a oz now. So I tell them “go sell it then and be rich.” And they reply, “ I don’t want anyone having my dna.” These ppl are so stupid and stupid. Yes I said stupid twice.
"Heh, I have the chance to totally never work again and all I have to do is jerk off a few times. But I'm not going to because I'm a hard worker. If you aren't putting in 60 hours a week you're weak."
Like 95% of COVID deaths are from the unvaccinated. They're a rare breed because they social darwin'd themselves. I get they love the uneducated but they should probably keep enough alive to agree with them...
Don't you know - mass death caused by nanotech in the vaccines is just around the corner! At least that's what all the anti-vax Xitter weirdos say. Probably with a something something Jews in there too.
Either that or the vaccines tell the body to make spike proteins but not to ever stop and the spike proteins cause damage which is going to cause the aforementioned mass dying from vaccines. Hence the spike protein removing supplements being shilled by someone I saw on another thread on here, with the logo that's supposed to be a stylized W but looks like saggy tits.
Bread is the sht you throw at ducks to get them to fck off.
Or does he mean rare breed: A nickname for one's friend at a multi-racial school, in which from the person's complexion, it is clear that there is some "cream in the coffee."
Yeah, well, the geese have it coming. They know what they did. At least branta canadensis, I don't necessarily have anything against other species of goose.
Ducks are rapey as hell, but they haven't done anything to me or mine in particular, so that's between them and the other ducks.
Fascism has to keep finding a new scapegoat for society's problems. If left to run its course, this tends to mean the in-group keeps shrinking until it's so small that it can't support itself anymore.
The endgame of this brand of fascism might shrink itself down until it's just "the unvaccinated".
Normally I'd be OK with the leopards eating their faces. But the problem is that these anti-vax fuckers are going to condemn ALL of us to a disease-ridden dystopian future if they fuck with our herd immunity.
I mean, I did make artisanal bread from some very fancy grains and using techniques that weren't used for 400 years, in addition to having some very expensive spices and nuts in it. That's a rare bread, amirite?
Those who did not get the vaccine because they were being strong are unwavering idiots. Some people didn't get them because of fear and mistrust in the government or authority. Some people didn't get them because bought-and-paid-for elected officials and propagandists were delivering the message without scientific credibility.
It's also entirety possible you are just stupid. Keep an open mind about that option too please as you are patting yourself on the back. Maybe consider that deep down this is actually a matter of science and statistics. Ask yourself how competent you've proven to be on those topics before you give yourself a little too much credit here perhaps.
I did check through the political memes community to see if tweets were good enough to be accepted, yeah it's not journalism, but this real life satire keeps writing itself.
Worth noting: rare breeds tend to be weaker, less adapted to their environment and disappear easily.
That's why they're rare.
And old, "rare bread" grows stale and crusty
I like a rare steak, but I prefer that my bread be cooked all the way through.
They'll be cooked alright
Ah, but these truly strong people are rare bread also known as dough.
What a coincidence that anti vaxxers also don't believe in natural selection.
The dude sucks but before you attribute this tweet to him:
This is a "fan" account. His official Twitter account is @Kash_Patel.
It's telling of the fanbase but don't go around showing this to people like it's government communication or anything
But it's got a blue check mark, that has a meaning!
Yes, that the account has paid Elon for a blue check. Originally it meant that the user was in fact who they appeared to be. Then it became a status symbol, then Twitter removed it on a couple of occasions for saying something they disagreed with, then came the accusations of Twitter admins being capricious about the whole process and essentially taking personal bribes in exchange for checks, then Elon bought it and made it a paid feature.
The grey check indicates the identity of an government or non-profit has been verified and the account is who it says it is.
Thank you. It's also telling that we don't doubt this at all because of how looney US politics are now, but it is important to know what's true.
Yeah, I'm not accusing OP of it but I don't want misinformation getting spread even if it's "generally" correct
Why is this post not moderated out? The title pretty clearly implies it’s Kash talking here.
It was fucked that government communication would ever occur through Twitter in the first place
Agreed. Everyone knows the only place for government communication is Truth Social!
What is the real handle? Here is a @kash with a similar scam: https://feddit.org/post/8366190
That's a red check mark which means it's on truth social. That one is probably him
His mind is rare bread: doughy and moldable.
I work with people who are unvaccinated that say that their semen is worth a million dollars a oz now. So I tell them “go sell it then and be rich.” And they reply, “ I don’t want anyone having my dna.” These ppl are so stupid and stupid. Yes I said stupid twice.
"Heh, I have the chance to totally never work again and all I have to do is jerk off a few times. But I'm not going to because I'm a hard worker. If you aren't putting in 60 hours a week you're weak."
"I COULD retire off my super sperm, but I've got bootstraps that need pulling."
What a strange way of spelling "oligarch dicks"
But immigrants are stealing jobs
Blessed is the mind too small to doubt
Like 95% of COVID deaths are from the unvaccinated. They're a rare breed because they social darwin'd themselves. I get they love the uneducated but they should probably keep enough alive to agree with them...
Don't you know - mass death caused by nanotech in the vaccines is just around the corner! At least that's what all the anti-vax Xitter weirdos say. Probably with a something something Jews in there too.
Either that or the vaccines tell the body to make spike proteins but not to ever stop and the spike proteins cause damage which is going to cause the aforementioned mass dying from vaccines. Hence the spike protein removing supplements being shilled by someone I saw on another thread on here, with the logo that's supposed to be a stylized W but looks like saggy tits.
Now they're rare, soon to be extinct. Poor bread.
Hmm, RFK Jr. looks a lot browner than I remember him from last week...
Does that mean he's toast?
You. I like you.
He's definitely cooked
It is indeed a rare bread that can withstand such pressure! My common bread gets completely smooshed just by the groceries shifting on the way home.
Please cough on this man
oh they will continue to get more and more rare as the years go by........
Bread?
Bread is the sht you throw at ducks to get them to fck off.
Or does he mean rare breed: A nickname for one's friend at a multi-racial school, in which from the person's complexion, it is clear that there is some "cream in the coffee."
Don't feed ducks or geese bread, it's very bad for them.
That seems like a good reason to feed geese entire loaves of the stuff. Geese are fucking assholes.
No geese are geese, you're the asshole for not understanding you're the one fucking up nature not the goose doing goose stuff.
Yeah, well, the geese have it coming. They know what they did. At least branta canadensis, I don't necessarily have anything against other species of goose.
Ducks are rapey as hell, but they haven't done anything to me or mine in particular, so that's between them and the other ducks.
So again nature being nature, we're the problem everything has to work around.
Fascism has to keep finding a new scapegoat for society's problems. If left to run its course, this tends to mean the in-group keeps shrinking until it's so small that it can't support itself anymore.
The endgame of this brand of fascism might shrink itself down until it's just "the unvaccinated".
This is reaching into Not the Onion territory.
We live in a Not the Onion hellscape
"Unvaccinated people are rare bread"
[salivating in Bakery Enjoyer]
Let's see the venn diagram between anti Vax,fad diets (raw milk etc), and hmm homeopathy
Who is-?
Half baked.
Or fully cooked.
One the bright side, the new Brownshirts will be dealing with constant outbreaks of preventable disease.
Ps, my condolences for your deed kid
It's either cooked or it's not, Kash. There's no such thing as rare bread.
Normally I'd be OK with the leopards eating their faces. But the problem is that these anti-vax fuckers are going to condemn ALL of us to a disease-ridden dystopian future if they fuck with our herd immunity.
I like my bread well done, thank you.
Isn't this person in the government or something? (cba to Google)
FBI director.
This isn't his Twitter handle right? Just some random antivaxxer?
One of the best things about the unvaxxed is that they Darwin award themselves so future generations don't have to worry about them.
I…what's the latest conspiracy theory about vaccines? I can't keep up. Why are they bad now?
"you're ignorant and spiteful, so be proud of being one of the dumbest people alive! You're rare bread!"
Being unvaccinated, they have to be careful not to get even more rare the next time an avoidable disease comes through. Like this measles outbreak.
A half baked bread.
Is this account real? Seems like an odd name.
He's our newly appointed FBI Director.
It's almost extinct because those with that particular "backbone" keep dying off to curable diseases.
Though I'm more mad about those they'll take with them as they act as a vector for what were damn near extinct diseases to make a comeback
Ship them off to Measles Texas and let's see how they do.
Sure & the diseases love those rare breeds
*holds up two pieces of bread to his face*
"What are you, Kash?"
"An idiot sandwich?"
"That's right Kash, you're an idiot sandwich."
Is this like when you say someone was in "rare form" at a social gathering as a euphemism for they got absolutely blithering piss wasted?
I mean, I did make artisanal bread from some very fancy grains and using techniques that weren't used for 400 years, in addition to having some very expensive spices and nuts in it. That's a rare bread, amirite?
Why are they so rare, I wonder... I'm sure it had nothing to do with any recent pandemics.
With geniuses like that in power bread is indeed to become a rarity....
I mean with the speed at which they die, that what makes them rare
Also, you are probably dead because of some curable desease
they’re going to start selling unvaccinated seeds at the price of gold
Rare bread, like a really special sourdough that is more likely to spread diseases.
Darn tootin gluten!
Those who did not get the vaccine because they were being strong are unwavering idiots. Some people didn't get them because of fear and mistrust in the government or authority. Some people didn't get them because bought-and-paid-for elected officials and propagandists were delivering the message without scientific credibility.
I do enjoy some breads undercooked.
Can the people buried 6 feet underground hear this message?
It's also entirety possible you are just stupid. Keep an open mind about that option too please as you are patting yourself on the back. Maybe consider that deep down this is actually a matter of science and statistics. Ask yourself how competent you've proven to be on those topics before you give yourself a little too much credit here perhaps.
Screenshots of social media are not journalism.
Which is handy, because this is a community for political memes.
I did check through the political memes community to see if tweets were good enough to be accepted, yeah it's not journalism, but this real life satire keeps writing itself.